[joke] Top Ten Messages Left On Michael Jackson's Answering Machine
 

10. "It?s Tito - congratulations. Could I borrow 50 bucks?"

9. "Barbara Walters here. I?ll double any interview offer and throw in a giraffe."

8. "This is the courthouse lost and found. Can you describe the nose in question?"

7. "This is your bank - curious about the 12 checks you wrote for ?jury bribes.?"

6. "This is your neighbor. Could you please send someone to get your chimp out of my pool?"

5. "Happy Father?s Day from the lab where we artifically inseminated your sham wife"

4. "Change your outgoing message, dude--?Thriller? was like 20 years ago"

3. It?s Martha. Disregard the letter with cell-decorating tips"

2. "Tom Cruise here. I?m calling every person in America to tell them I?m in love with Katie Holmes"

1. "Hi, it?s Saddam Hussein. Now how do I get one of them idiot juries?"

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Beat it...no, I mean it, beat it. :1orglaugh

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I'm trying to find what you guys are laughing at. :winkwink:

Good ones :1orglaugh

I really dont see anything funny about those.

some are funny...

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8. "This is the courthouse lost and found. Can you describe the nose in question?" lol

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hahaha .. was that on letterman? that would have been a killer

on letterman? I hope not, cause most of them suck

It's rare when I see a top 10 of something, that all 10 are good ones :P

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did MJ touch your hoo-hoo?

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Oh let the freak alone.
If there's one thing we (As an industry) should be tolerant of, is freaks.
He was found "not guilty" of child molestation, so he's not one of those. And none of you know differently.
He ain't bothering me, so why should I care if he's a bit eccentric?

hahaha pretty good!

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hahahaa, nice post there man.

Just as unfunny here as they were on Letterman last week :(