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Theo The Theologian 06-24-2005 03:14 PM

Your God...
 
I am doing research for my Cult. Which Religion do you follow if any?

Also if you have some time please let me know if you prefer soft, or hard tacos.

Thanks.

PS for those wondering where Chio is, he's almost done organizing his 2257 info. He is due to make a very large announcement within a few days.

After Shock Media 06-24-2005 03:16 PM

I have a whole religious deity hierarchy based around my chia pets.

Hard tacos please. Soft tacos are just lazy burritos.

animal mother 06-24-2005 03:18 PM

i'm a fundamentalist branch wandivian.

cambaby 06-24-2005 03:19 PM

Jesus is not a God, he is my gardener

Dalai lama 06-24-2005 03:19 PM

Buddah .

Theo The Theologian 06-24-2005 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by animal mother
i'm a fundamentalist branch wandivian.


So you voted other? Yes? You, I think like hard tacos too?

smack 06-24-2005 03:19 PM

uhm, other...

animal mother 06-24-2005 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian
So you voted other? Yes? You, I think like hard tacos too?

my religion doesn't allow me to participate in online polling of any kind.

Theo The Theologian 06-24-2005 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalai lama
Buddah .


I like Buddah...


http://www.xsitespinner.com/trip02.jpg

Manowar 06-24-2005 03:22 PM

Atheist here

Theo The Theologian 06-24-2005 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by animal mother
my religion doesn't allow me to participate in online polling of any kind.


What of the tacos? It is needed for my research.

Theo The Theologian 06-24-2005 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
Atheist here


Excellent. If you don't mind could you expand on this. On a side note do you have any cats?

AdPatron 06-24-2005 03:28 PM

I'm not on the list.

GFED 06-24-2005 03:29 PM

God is a metaphor

Theo The Theologian 06-24-2005 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesTraffic
I'm not on the list.


Sure you are. Other would be the choice.

Theo The Theologian 06-24-2005 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFED
God is a metaphor


I agree to an extent. I often wonder if God existed if he would like Yodels?

2HousePlague 06-24-2005 03:34 PM

theo -- my posts so often swell beyond 1,000 words these days -- :(
whenever i can drop a picture and go, i am a happy man -- :winkwink:


http://www.nova-cinema.com/archives/2004/76/leolo.jpg


2HP

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-24-2005 03:35 PM

I believe in porn and quesadillas.

Oh, and thanks for reminding me, it's just about time for my Friday ritual...Top Shelf Margarita (on the rocks, no salt), followed by more porn.

http://www.uniquevents.com/categorie...nd_bar_jpg.jpg

Cheers,

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Theo The Theologian 06-24-2005 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
theo -- my posts so often swell beyond 1,000 words these days -- :(
whenever i can drop a picture and go, i am a happy man -- :winkwink:


http://www.nova-cinema.com/archives/2004/76/leolo.jpg


2HP

I so love your insights though :(

Theo The Theologian 06-24-2005 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
I believe in porn and quesadillas.

Oh, and thanks for reminding me, it's just about time for my Friday ritual...Top Shelf Margarita (on the rocks, no salt), followed by more porn.

[image was here]

Cheers,

ADG Webmaster

You just reminded me to tivo the Gilligan's Island Marathon. I would love to pump Maryanne full of my jizzmage. In a nice way of course.

opflix 06-24-2005 03:45 PM

fuck religion :321GFY





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nico-t 06-24-2005 06:24 PM

a god or religion is for muthafuckers who believe in santa clause or aspirant pedos

sickkittens 06-24-2005 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
a god or religion is for muthafuckers who believe in santa clause or aspirant pedos

What's a muthafucker?

Paul Waters 06-24-2005 06:37 PM

gods are a hatefull, mystical creation by hatefull, mindless little people

:2 cents:

nico-t 06-24-2005 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
What's a muthafucker?

a cool way of typing the actual word :Graucho

Joe Citizen 06-24-2005 07:14 PM

http://www.acreativegift.com/images/...erstein_sm.jpg

My god tastes good! :glugglug

Furious_Female 06-24-2005 07:19 PM

Praise Allah!!!!!!!!!!! :bowdown

:winkwink:

nofx 06-24-2005 07:22 PM

nihilist

nofx 06-24-2005 07:24 PM

http://www.dcpoliticalreport.com/Par...s/Nihilist.jpg

Theo The Theologian 06-24-2005 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female
Praise Allah!!!!!!!!!!! :bowdown

:winkwink:


Indeed. I hear he was a good cook. The story goes he could make a mean omelette falafel.

Bless you and I hope that tonight you will dream of goats, and pretty puffy clouds.

Furious_Female 06-24-2005 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian
Indeed. I hear he was a good cook. The story goes he could make a mean omelette falafel.

Bless you and I hope that tonight you will dream of goats, and pretty puffy clouds.

Yes, we have brunch every other Tuesday. Bacon, sausage, and pork chops with a slice of melon.

Thank you Sir Theo :bowdown I like puffy purple clouds :)

Spunky 06-24-2005 07:38 PM

Jesus is lord and hard tacos

Theo The Theologian 06-24-2005 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female
Yes, we have brunch every other Tuesday. Bacon, sausage, and pork chops with a slice of melon.

Thank you Sir Theo :bowdown I like puffy purple clouds :)


OH WOW! He's huge in Japan. Can you introduce me? He's so much cooler than Jesus, or that fat Buddah guy. I don't understand why he's slipping in the poll.

On a side note, do you know anything about the Corn Huskers Union? I have a beef with those fuckers.

Theo The Theologian 06-24-2005 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
Jesus is lord and hard tacos


Thank you kind sir. I am praying that your harvest is full of nice oranges.

badmunchkin 06-24-2005 07:43 PM

wow, only 4 votes for Jesus so far - not many crazy people... ahem, I mean Christians here :1orglaugh :helpme

Penthouse Tony 06-24-2005 07:44 PM

Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Furious_Female 06-24-2005 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian
OH WOW! He's huge in Japan. Can you introduce me? He's so much cooler than Jesus, or that fat Buddah guy. I don't understand why he's slipping in the poll.

On a side note, do you know anything about the Corn Huskers Union? I have a beef with those fuckers.

Sure, you can come to brunch with us! Allah is teh coolest ever!1!!

Corn Huskers Union? No, I'm in the Oyster Chucking Union :Oh crap sorry!

2HousePlague 06-24-2005 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF
Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


John Goodman's funniest line -- one of the funniest lines I ever heard.


2HP

psst: come to class (in 10 mins: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...71#post7637171 )

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-24-2005 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female
Corn Huskers Union? No, I'm in the Oyster Chucking Union

Um, I think you meant oyster "shucking" not "chucking".

Maybe you are thinking of prarie pancake/cowpie chucking. Big sport in some parts of the country, but mostly in areas where there are few oysters.

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TurboTrucker 06-24-2005 09:21 PM

Agnostic. It is not possible for a human to know whether or not there is a God.

Ace_luffy 06-24-2005 09:26 PM

im believe on my religion , without my religion , im useless

MandyBlake 06-24-2005 09:38 PM

other please :)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-24-2005 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake
other please :)

You neglected to answer the "taco" question.

How do you like your "tacos"?

Soft = soft, pliable

or,

Hard = hard, crunchy

Do you like your tacos mild or hot and spicy? With or without sour cream?

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jollyperv 06-24-2005 10:26 PM

I worship logic, reason, and rational scientific thought.

pornguy 06-24-2005 10:28 PM

All of them, and none of themm.

sniperwolf 06-24-2005 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
I believe in porn and quesadillas.

Oh, and thanks for reminding me, it's just about time for my Friday ritual...Top Shelf Margarita (on the rocks, no salt), followed by more porn.

http://www.uniquevents.com/categorie...nd_bar_jpg.jpg

Cheers,

ADG Webmaster

interesting stuff you got there

Theo The Theologian 06-30-2005 07:53 PM

OK funny guy. who voted for Allah?

thaifan99 06-30-2005 08:38 PM

Buddah is de man!!

I visited a temple which had one of his bones in a tomb last week in Thailand...

Pic to follow!

alec 06-30-2005 08:39 PM

I beleive Jesus Christ is the true God.


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