A MUST HAVE for all FSC non-members - This thread is for you!!!!

bumping for the broke ass day people

hahahahaha.

I can't afford shipping if I buy the sign, can we meet in Middletown for the delivery?

Sure can. I'll meet you at Bristols.

make your own mines

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A mine is a terrible thing to waste...

Good one DWB.

EDIT: I advocate porn, not violence.

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Then we can go next door to Hustler Hollywood!!!

What's your paypal e-mail ?

Ah... they would probably only lose a leg. That's the LEAST we should do to them.

I advocate both porn and violence. Just not at the same time.

lmao, nice DWB

I have 2 funny stories about the Hustler stores...

1) Monroe store:

About a year ago I went in there with my then girlfriend who has done a shitload of porn flicks, including several for Hustler and was actually ON THE COVER of several of them IN THAT STORE.

So we are back in the VHS/DVD area and a guy walks up to us and asks to see our IDs. I had mine, but she didn't have hers. He asked her to leave. She shows him 4 of the box covers (that she was about to buy) she is one, 2 of them Hustler DVDs and told him that Larry had her ID and to give him a call.

The guy was suck a cock, he still made her leave. Of course I left with her and have NEVER been back in that store. Fuck them. He was one of those punk ass goth twinks they always have working in there.

2) Downtown Cincinnati store:

One of my main stunt cocks, who is an insane supporter of Hustler, walks into the downtown location. As he walks in the door the punk kid behind the counter yells at him to get out of the store or he is calling the police. My guy asks "what the fuck are you talking about?" and the kid says "you know what you did last week, your not robbing us again"... my guy was totally shocked but the kid went on to yell at him about how he robbed them last week with a GUN and not to play stupid with him.

My guy left laughing, never to return. I told him he should of waited for the cops and waited to get it all worked out, but I guess it was best he split. Cincinnati pigs are a wee bit too trigger happy.

Hustler has lost all of our business around here over dumb shit like that. I know Jimmy and Dustin but they hire a bunch of idiots to run those stores. We will spend our money someplace else. No prob.

Man, those stores are the biggest joke in the history of bookstores. They are INSANELY over-priced and completely fucking nuts on their employee hiring practices.

I have been to the Monroe store one time, the day it opened. The ONLY reason I went was because Larry's daughter, who used to live and work in Huber Heights invited me. I figured Larry would be there so I went. She got me up in the booth with him and I got his autograph on that months issue on Hustler.

That's it, never again. I wouldn't go back if all the local stores shut down. I lost a HUGE amount of respect for the Hustler franchise after visiting the store.

Anyway, I guess it's Bristols in the end....lol

i'm stocking up on duct tape just to be safe

There ar other ways as well. And I am wondering how stupid we will feel if the FSc fucks us all.