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DarkJedi 06-23-2005 12:44 PM

AMERICANS = FUCKED. Normal life requires heavy medication.
 
Remember when going to work without freaking the fuck out, having sex with your wife, and falling asleep were considered things that ANY NORMAL person could do. Hell people who had that felt LUCKY that they had a job, and a family.

These days Americans are so fucking lazy that they can't muster that effort. Top selling drugs:

Viagra/Cialis/Levitra
Ambien
Prozac
Xanax

No fucking wonder their leaders can sell them on any bullshit that comes out of their mouth, everyone's too fucking stoned to know the fucking difference.

Rich 06-23-2005 12:45 PM

For once, I completely agree with you.

Rob 06-23-2005 12:46 PM

I blame it all on Iraq.

Alex 06-23-2005 12:48 PM

Damn true.

Not all of us our fucked.

Some of us can still do normal things without needing 5 pills.

psili 06-23-2005 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
For once, I completely agree with you.

Does it make you feel all..... dirty....... to say that?

But yea. DJ has a good point.

Now I need to wash my hands of ever typing that.

DarkJedi 06-23-2005 12:50 PM

They are like pigs, in a cage, on antibiotics. They're lives are just being harvested for the benefit of the people who really run the country.

Socks 06-23-2005 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Some of us can still do normal things without needing 5 pills.

Yeah but can you name the countries to the north AND south of you?!

AdultInsider Cloner 06-23-2005 12:52 PM

Preach it brother!!

psili 06-23-2005 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks
Yeah but can you name the countries to the north AND south of you?!

New Mexico & Wyoming ?

Alex 06-23-2005 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks
Yeah but can you name the countries to the north AND south of you?!

Canada - North

South-
Mexico
Belize
Panama
Honduras
El Salvador
Guatemala
Nicaragua

I might be forgetting one or two in the south but then again who cares.

Thrawn$ 06-23-2005 12:53 PM

all the planet is like that

americans just have more money to spend on medication

wjxxx 06-23-2005 12:55 PM

good point DJ, they even feed their kids with fucking Prozac

Probono 06-23-2005 01:00 PM

This is painfully true. The artifical stress of living to work has destroyed this society. They blame it on porn but it's work.

BobG 06-23-2005 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Remember when going to work without freaking the fuck out, having sex with your wife, and falling asleep were considered things that ANY NORMAL person could do. Hell people who had that felt LUCKY that they had a job, and a family.

These days Americans are so fucking lazy that they can't muster that effort. Top selling drugs:

Viagra/Cialis/Levitra
Ambien
Prozac
Xanax

No fucking wonder their leaders can sell them on any bullshit that comes out of their mouth, everyone's too fucking stoned to know the fucking difference.

Fucking hilarious. Which country are you in DJ?

alexg 06-23-2005 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Remember when going to work without freaking the fuck out, having sex with your wife, and falling asleep were considered things that ANY NORMAL person could do. Hell people who had that felt LUCKY that they had a job, and a family.

These days Americans are so fucking lazy that they can't muster that effort. Top selling drugs:

Viagra/Cialis/Levitra
Ambien
Prozac
Xanax

No fucking wonder their leaders can sell them on any bullshit that comes out of their mouth, everyone's too fucking stoned to know the fucking difference.

you know when you make a list of the TOP SELLING drugs, you can't derive from it that MOST americans use them.

even if all americans were completely healthy and only 10 people bought viagra and THAT'S IT, viagra would still be the TOP SELLING drug, but only 10 people would use it.

=>

THIS THREAD IS POINTLESS

Q.E.D

alexg 06-23-2005 01:07 PM

BTW,
how much vodka is consumed in Ukraine every year?

It's much more safe to say that most ukrainians are alcoholics then to say that most americans are stoned.

Q.E.D

DarkJedi 06-23-2005 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
BTW,
how much vodka is consumed in Ukraine every year?

It's much more safe to say that most ukrainians are alcoholics then to say that most americans are stoned.

Q.E.D


Like americans don't drink alchohol.

Your point is not valid and you're an idiot.

alexg 06-23-2005 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Like americans don't drink alchohol.

Your point is not valid and you're an idiot.

An average Ukrainian consumes a lot more alcohol then the average American.

=> point is valid

Q.E.D

DarkJedi 06-23-2005 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
An average Ukrainian consumes a lot more alcohol then the average American.

Link ?

Didn't think so.

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
Q.E.D

What kind if faggotry is that ?

alexg 06-23-2005 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Link ?

Didn't think so.

you didn't post a link in your original post

Quote:

What kind if faggotry is that ?
it's a more professional way of saying "FACT" :1orglaugh

CJTraffic 06-23-2005 01:34 PM

I will say that our women aren't trying to get out of our country and go to the Ukraine - www.lifetimecompanion.com

Meta Ridley 06-23-2005 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Remember when going to work without freaking the fuck out, having sex with your wife, and falling asleep were considered things that ANY NORMAL person could do. Hell people who had that felt LUCKY that they had a job, and a family.

These days Americans are so fucking lazy that they can't muster that effort. Top selling drugs:

Viagra/Cialis/Levitra
Ambien
Prozac
Xanax

No fucking wonder their leaders can sell them on any bullshit that comes out of their mouth, everyone's too fucking stoned to know the fucking difference.


:warning

Have you ever stopped and wondered why?

Remember the industrial revolution, and how much we polluted our water and land during that time, well maybe we are feeling the effects of it today in ourselves and our children. That pollution doesnt just go away. And our parents and grandparents drank and ate from the polluted land and water. This was before all these environmental agencys.

wjxxx 06-23-2005 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
An average Ukrainian consumes a lot more alcohol then the average American.

=> point is valid

Q.E.D


http://www.jn-weight-loss.com/gfy/al...onsumption.jpg

source http://www3.who.int/whosis/alcohol/a...nguage=english

DarkJedi 06-23-2005 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CJTraffic
I will say that our women aren't trying to get out of our country and go to the Ukraine - www.lifetimecompanion.com

Yeah but your men are running from fatass, psycho feminazis like from plague and travel to russia, eastern europe an asia to find women suitable to be wives.

DarkJedi 06-23-2005 01:52 PM

OWNED,

http://sexy-celebs.net/hotlink/lol.gif

Peaches 06-23-2005 01:56 PM

Yet everyone complains about our medical system - seems it's treating Americans quite well ;)

Manowar 06-23-2005 02:02 PM

owned :thumbsup

Rui 06-23-2005 02:04 PM

That applys to many other places not only the US, tho they do abuse when it comes to Benzos and SSRIs precriptions...

Fletch XXX 06-23-2005 02:06 PM

"trading moments for desires"

alexg 06-23-2005 02:13 PM

I doubt those stats include self made alcoholic beverages. those are very common in Ukraine.
I also doubt it includes stuff like this:

http://www.goodexperience.com/broken.../alcohol-s.jpg

people drink this in Ukraine

TheDoc 06-23-2005 02:15 PM

I take no medications and haven't for years.. Good health has pulled me through..

brb, gota go get some more coffee and smoke my cigar.

DarkJedi 06-23-2005 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
I doubt those stats include self made alcoholic beverages. those are very common in Ukraine.
I also doubt it includes stuff like this:


You really are a moron. Why don't you go fiddle with Oracle Porn's dick instead of participating in intellectual debates ?

alexg 06-23-2005 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
You really are a moron. Why don't you go fiddle with Oracle Porn's dick instead of participating in intellectual debates ?

i'm sorry

next time i will just post a thread entitled: "FACT: Ukraine is the best country in the world when it comes to anything"
:1orglaugh

just a punk 06-23-2005 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Damn true.

Not all of us our fucked.

Some of us can still do normal things without needing 5 pills.

Really? Do you mean 2-3 pills will be enough then? :1orglaugh

EmporerEJ 06-23-2005 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks
Yeah but can you name the countries to the north AND south of you?!

Yes...future territories of the United States world federation.

Mexicans and all points south are still pouring over the borders, and the Canadians won't even put up a fight. We pretty much rule them and let them think they are running things.
If they get out of line, we get our pals in the UK to settle them down.

And not having to dodge bullets and bombs on a daily basis, and having the rest of the world serve our economy like serfs has allowed us to live much better and and work much less.

So what's your point? You figure dodging bullets and working your ass off is noble or something?
You g'head.....we'll catch up.

mahoney 06-23-2005 05:01 PM

LOL, nice post. XANAX is the shit :thumbsup

VeriSexy 06-23-2005 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mahoney
LOL, nice post. XANAX is the shit :thumbsup





:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh I would expect that from Juicy

Spunky 06-23-2005 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
You really are a moron. Why don't you go fiddle with Oracle Porn's dick instead of participating in intellectual debates ?

:1orglaugh When does Dork Chops ever have a intellectual debate?

reynold 06-23-2005 05:52 PM

Hard to accept but that's what is really happening now...

Furious_Female 06-23-2005 06:06 PM

The prescription drug companies OWN the US. They do not want to cure people... they want people addicted to anything and everything. They want new illnesses. The US government enables the drug companies to do this because these companies contribute to political parties. Our government wants to keep people poor, stupid, and doped up.

GigoloJustin 06-23-2005 06:09 PM

Omg if those are the top sellers, then america is missing out!

Fuck ProzaC take a percocet!

kristin 06-23-2005 06:13 PM

And they will give Ritalin to any kid ... their parent just has to mention ADHD ... it's called get your kid away from the computer, Nintendo and actually talk to them and have them play outside.


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