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xlogger 06-22-2005 05:14 PM

Whats the best way to gain weight?
 
You know how some people can eat whatever they want and still cannot gain weight, i am one of those people. I desided to go to a gym, but before i do that i need some freaking fat on me. Since i heard mcdonalds makes people fat and now they creadit cards now i am going there 2 time a day now. Its been like 2 weeks and im already getting bored of the food but not really gaining weight.

What do you think i should do?

Peaches 06-22-2005 05:15 PM

Have you talked to your doctor?

Wilbo 06-22-2005 05:17 PM

Hang with me for a week.........that should be enough to make you into the porker you so want to be.

bringer 06-22-2005 05:17 PM

stick of butter inside of a waffle with maple syrup

wjxxx 06-22-2005 05:17 PM

Why do you need fat before gym ? Fat makes training harder

xlogger 06-22-2005 05:18 PM

I think its the cigs. I smoke a lot, and after i smoke all the hunger goes away.

wdsguy 06-22-2005 05:18 PM

Whey protein , alot of eggs, peanut butter, meast, cheese.

get a regular schedule for working out.

Look into creatine.

xlogger 06-22-2005 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
Protein.

Like pasta?

mastamindz 06-22-2005 05:25 PM

Skinny webmasters? We have those?

nap 06-22-2005 05:27 PM

Daily I do 4 sets of heavy lifting, drink a protein shake and eat as much as possible. I've only gained about 10-12lbs but it is all muscle.

xlogger 06-22-2005 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nap
Daily I do 4 sets of heavy lifting, drink a protein shake and eat as much as possible. I've only gained about 10-12lbs but it is all muscle.

Exactly want i want to do as well dude. I think i have to make some sort of a plan to follow daily. You do that right?

vvq 06-22-2005 05:53 PM

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S P A N N O W 06-22-2005 05:55 PM

Become a webmaster! :1orglaugh

xlogger 06-22-2005 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W
Become a webmaster! :1orglaugh

That will get you fat huh? I will give it a shot.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

But that will get my fat like sleazy, i dont want that. :(

wedouglas 06-22-2005 05:59 PM

i cant gain much either. i fluctuate between 155 and 160. i work out a lot and constanly increase in strength but never gain weight. :upsidedow i dont mind being thin though

aico 06-22-2005 05:59 PM

Get married

wdsguy 06-22-2005 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger
Like pasta?


Pasta, Tuna, Rice, lean meats :thumbsup

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 06-22-2005 06:01 PM

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wdsguy 06-22-2005 06:01 PM

You have a fast metabolism like me, you gotto take in more calories thats all.

How many times are you eating a day?

xanthias 06-22-2005 06:03 PM

lol, im the same way. im 6'4" tall and weigh 165 lbs. im a skinny mother fucker. they have all these diet things out for people to get thin, but there are a hell of a lot of skinny people that want to get fat. if someone came out with a program for them they would be rich. i think its a hell of a lot harder for a naturally skinny person to put on weight than it is for a fat person to lose lb's. i just wish it wasn't so damn hard to put on a few pounds...

austinth 06-22-2005 06:04 PM

steak, chicken, potatoes, protein shakes, icecream and tons of bigmacs or burgers and fries. you gotta load up man!

austinth 06-22-2005 06:04 PM

dont forget your greens and vegis too, and multivitamins

austinth 06-22-2005 06:05 PM

and your gonna need some fibre so may i suggest miniwheats or something with bran. all that protein will bung u up/

wdsguy 06-22-2005 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xanthias
lol, im the same way. im 6'4" tall and weigh 165 lbs. im a skinny mother fucker. they have all these diet things out for people to get thin, but there are a hell of a lot of skinny people that want to get fat. if someone came out with a program for them they would be rich. i think its a hell of a lot harder for a naturally skinny person to put on weight than it is for a fat person to lose lb's. i just wish it wasn't so damn hard to put on a few pounds...


I've thought the same thing for years :-)

Adult-biz 06-22-2005 06:09 PM

Hi xlogger,

Plenty of carbs (for training / energy) so potatoes, bread, pasta, rice, fruits, cereals.

Plenty of protein (to help you grow) so meats, dairy produce etc.

Minimal fats (burgers, chips, sweets etc.).

Plenty of sleep which should give you ample energy to train hard also.

You will grow if you follow the above. :)

invertiga 06-22-2005 06:29 PM

Don't know how true it is, but when ever you read/hear interviews with actors who stack on weight for a role they always say they eat the same + some, so just increasing portion size. So instead of steak and veg have 1.5x steak and veg. Once your stomach expands and you can handle that easily, then start eating 2x what u normally ate etc.

Pimp Dough 06-22-2005 06:30 PM

Eat a lot.

Socks 06-22-2005 06:33 PM

Meat tortellini. Nuff said.

Spunky 06-22-2005 06:35 PM

Gallons of coke and pastries,pies etc

mrthumbs 06-22-2005 06:39 PM

www.weightgainplus.com .. try their affiliate program as well

SinSational 06-22-2005 06:40 PM

going to macdonalds twice a day will kill you.
start going to the gym and you will gain muscle mass = weight.

Digibucks 06-22-2005 06:53 PM

u just need more carbo intake not necessarily gaining weight

xNetworx 06-22-2005 06:58 PM

Eat 4000 healthy calories a day, 2x your body weight in protien grams, drink 1-2 gallons of water, and hit the gym HARD 3-5 times per week and walk/jog on the days you don't lift. Rest a lot and don't drink hard liquor at all. Here is what 1 year of that routine did for me. Consistency is the key.

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AdultNex 06-22-2005 07:00 PM

I'm the same way -- I have an insanely high metabolism rate.

I've eaten pasta foods for months and yet still managed to lose weight -- And no, I don't work out or train.

I don't know how much I weigh now, but as a senior in high school, I weighed about 115.

AdultNex 06-22-2005 07:02 PM

What's a good weight gainer product not only works well, but isn't dangerous and tastes good?

xNetworx 06-22-2005 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultNex
What's a good weight gainer product not only works well, but isn't dangerous and tastes good?

They don't work unless you work out... heavy

AdultNex 06-22-2005 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn
They don't work unless you work out... heavy

I can do that, but I'm a complete idiot when it comes to lifting.

Are there any tutorials around that show how to lift? :1orglaugh

xNetworx 06-22-2005 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultNex
I can do that, but I'm a complete idiot when it comes to lifting.

Are there any tutorials around that show how to lift? :1orglaugh

Just start off with bench press (flat, incline and decline), shoulder press, leg press, curls, tricep pulldowns, pull ups, dips, sit ups and pushups.

taibo 06-22-2005 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger
You know how some people can eat whatever they want and still cannot gain weight, i am one of those people. I desided to go to a gym, but before i do that i need some freaking fat on me. Since i heard mcdonalds makes people fat and now they creadit cards now i am going there 2 time a day now. Its been like 2 weeks and im already getting bored of the food but not really gaining weight.

What do you think i should do?

drink some protein shakes and workout

seeric 06-22-2005 07:18 PM

ok, im a pro at this.

eat otameal, peanut butter, bananas, honey, etc. also you want to eat tons of protein and milk. whole milk.

if you dont workout you'll jsut get a phat gut.

i put on 30 pounds when i first joined the miltary on that diet. icq me and i'll tell you more

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xNetworx 06-22-2005 07:40 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup :helpme

rayzor 06-22-2005 11:57 PM

i was like that too. man.. it was very tough initially..

you need to each lots (at least FIVE times a day). and that doesn't mean junk food. healthy stuff.. fish, lean meat, chicken, etc... drink lots of water (8 cups a day). while you're doing this, you should hit the gym 3-5 times a week to turn that extra weight into muscle! do this for 6 months straight and you'll gain 20-30 lbs. it's all about consistansy.. you can't slack off because you're too busy.

naugthygUrL 06-23-2005 12:02 AM

regular exercise

Mefo 06-23-2005 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vvq
become an adult webmaster


shiiiiit I'm doing this for 5 years now lol, still skinny as hell somehow I can't gain any weight

d00t 06-23-2005 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xanthias
lol, im the same way. im 6'4" tall and weigh 165 lbs. im a skinny mother fucker. they have all these diet things out for people to get thin, but there are a hell of a lot of skinny people that want to get fat. if someone came out with a program for them they would be rich. i think its a hell of a lot harder for a naturally skinny person to put on weight than it is for a fat person to lose lb's. i just wish it wasn't so damn hard to put on a few pounds...

i totally agree!

sometimes theres no choice in what foods you want at the supermarket except for the lite crap... like wtf? give me the FAT!!!!!!!!!

remember...muscle weighs more than fat.. working out is a big factor.. im 2 months into a routine with a little improvement in weight, but the big change has been in physical stamina(bedroom too) and my natural sex appeal... chicks dig it

reynold 06-23-2005 05:35 AM

Act like a Compulsive eater. ;)

Sarah_Jayne 06-23-2005 05:53 AM

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wjxxx 06-23-2005 05:53 AM

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