I got a call from God...
 

He said heaven is closed for good and we're all going to hell.

Good morning everyone!

probably :P haha
good morning

See you there.
Morning....

Good morning. :)

God is the lose

Heaven closed :sadcrying :sadcrying

shut the fuck up.

whiney fucks

shut the fuck up and do the world a favor and kill yourself

damnit.. i'm pretty sure the store won't give me a refund for my "heaven #1" foam finger :(

Hello...Good morning :)

No more good people on earth?!

I always assumed we're all already dead, and this is hell. Newborn babies are actually people who were "evil" in their past life, and are now suffering here in, or on, this shithole. Notice I put evil in quotation marks, as it would seem commiting an "evil" act can be as easy as fucking outside of wedlock :pimp

:thumbsup

And I thought you found god for a sec...

Can you get central air conditioning there ?

Hell does exists

We're living it :2 cents:

when you're stoned, you're in heaven, GUD mawnin :)

Screw god. He is a tool.

good news! God morning!

lol good evening

:1orglaugh good morning!!

good thing i didn't get a call from god today - he'd have gotten my voice mail :D

tell him he owes me $20

oh sucks... :disgust its hot in hell... :pimp







morning

haha thats funny, I hear that Christians speak to God all the time, I don't know if its true.

only a man would come up with....believe or die, thats why the bible is bullshit....if by chance it is true....then yes everyone on this forum is going to hell....

repent sinners! :helpme

good thing i made an early reservation :)
now back to work

:smokin