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monkeysnap 06-21-2005 10:48 AM

CCBill - WTF??? Jesus is sexual?
 
Yeah, yeah, OK so besides adult sites I also run a site that sells a Christian 3D screen saver (hey, I go where the money is). We use CCBill for the payment processing for sales of the screen saver.

We got an e-mail notice the other day from CCBill letting us know that they had removed "banner 2" from our forms due to sexually explicit content. At first I thought it was just a standard notice, but sure enough, they did indeed take our image out.

Here's the image they took out:

http://www.ripenedpeach.com/images/banner2.jpg

Here is what the form looks like now with the image removed:

http://www.ripenedpeach.com/images/form.jpg

WTF??!! HAHAHAHA this 2257 stuff is going a bit too far. I guess a topless Jesus is just too much for some people.

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After Shock Media 06-21-2005 10:50 AM

Put pasties on him.

FilthyRob 06-21-2005 10:51 AM

that's insane

Theo 06-21-2005 10:52 AM

lol

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Theo 06-21-2005 10:53 AM

from the one you sell porn and from the other jesus pics hahahaha

Theo 06-21-2005 10:54 AM

and $15 for a screensaver? judas!

Pete-KT 06-21-2005 10:54 AM

Thats crazy man

corvette 06-21-2005 10:56 AM

monkeysnap,

hi, this is mark from ccbill, please icq me the details so that i can look into what had happened/the circumstances, thanks in advance

-Mark
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Dirty Dane 06-21-2005 10:58 AM

Put a bra on him!
Or get some inspiration here: http://www.jesusdressup.com/ :thumbsup

skillfull 06-21-2005 11:13 AM

lmao this is funny

Rui 06-21-2005 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
and $15 for a screensaver? judas!

:1orglaugh

tranza 06-21-2005 11:24 AM

That pic seems like a young girl...

Shooting_Manic 06-21-2005 11:42 AM

But dont you think Jesus could give the best blowjobs? I mean, who could be better then Jesus at giving head.

Think about it.

Kenny B! 06-21-2005 11:43 AM

With 2257 you need a US issues ID for Jesus, if you don't have that you are not in compliance and will go to jail!

AmateurFlix 06-21-2005 11:47 AM

tell them you have a signed model release but you can't find photo ID

just a punk 06-21-2005 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny B!
With 2257 you need a US issues ID for Jesus, if you don't have that you are not in compliance and will go to jail!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

European Lee 06-21-2005 11:49 AM

They probably have a Christian Fundamentalist who has infiltated their AUP deptartment :winkwink: :1orglaugh

Regards,

Lee

Dirty Dane 06-21-2005 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny B!
With 2257 you need a US issues ID for Jesus, if you don't have that you are not in compliance and will go to jail!

I'm not 100% sure, but I think he was produced before July 3 1995, and thereby excempt. But you never know. Maybe the christians will change the bible too :1orglaugh

cherrylula 06-21-2005 12:04 PM

Good. Some people do find an image of a guy nailed to a cross obscene and offensive. :1orglaugh

SleazyDream 06-21-2005 12:06 PM

if i was ccbill i'd have the image removed from the join page as well. i don't see them stopping the site (but that is their decision, i'm just offering my 2 pennies) - just associating their company name with that image might spark a lot of contraversy they don't need.

SBJ 06-21-2005 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
if i was ccbill i'd have the image removed from the join page as well. i don't see them stopping the site (but that is their decision, i'm just offering my 2 pennies) - just associating their company name with that image might spark a lot of contraversy they don't need.

I think I agree with this and I don't think it is a 2257 issue but more putting religion on a ccbill page doesn't seem like a good idea

monkeysnap 06-21-2005 12:24 PM

OK I just talked with Mark and got it straightened out. I just thought it was a great commentary on how ridiculous this entire 2257 fiasco is. Unbelievable.

Thanks for the funny comments everybody, heh.

Good talking to you, Mark. :thumbsup

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SBJ 06-21-2005 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeysnap
OK I just talked with Mark and got it straightened out. I just thought it was a great commentary on how ridiculous this entire 2257 fiasco is. Unbelievable.

Thanks for the funny comments everybody, heh.

Good talking to you, Mark. :thumbsup

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yup Mark is a A1 guy because of him I have a ccbill hat on right now :thumbsup

StuBradley 06-21-2005 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shooting_Manic
But dont you think Jesus could give the best blowjobs? I mean, who could be better then Jesus at giving head.

Think about it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You're sooo going to hell.

warlock5 06-21-2005 01:13 PM

Don't panic! Your documentation can be found here:
http://www.christslove.com/sentins/i...%20license.jpg

Webby 06-21-2005 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeysnap
Yeah, yeah, OK so besides adult sites I also run a site that sells a Christian 3D screen saver (hey, I go where the money is). We use CCBill for the payment processing for sales of the screen saver.

We got an e-mail notice the other day from CCBill letting us know that they had removed "banner 2" from our forms due to sexually explicit content. At first I thought it was just a standard notice, but sure enough, they did indeed take our image out.

Here's the image they took out:

http://www.ripenedpeach.com/images/banner2.jpg

Here is what the form looks like now with the image removed:

http://www.ripenedpeach.com/images/form.jpg

WTF??!! HAHAHAHA this 2257 stuff is going a bit too far. I guess a topless Jesus is just too much for some people.

.


I thought you were joking at the start of this read - but looks like you are serious! :1orglaugh

Sorry.... words fail.....

TDF 06-21-2005 02:27 PM

jesus sure is HUNG

Shooting_Manic 06-21-2005 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuBradley
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You're sooo going to hell.


LOL Well yeah! haha


I mean really though. If anyone knows a cock its the guy that designed it. Who could be better at getting it to spit then Jesus. He made the damn thing.

:1orglaugh

Like wise, I bet he could eat teh hell out of some pussy too. Dont ya think?

:winkwink:

johannes 06-21-2005 02:51 PM

HAHA ... and we where already thinking that ccbill is stupid because they deleted girls in clothes as they where sexual in their eyes .... what a joke ... HAHA ... too funny that I see now that even a 3D jesus is too sexual for ccbill ... lol

DWB 06-21-2005 02:59 PM

Don't worry man, hit me up... I have an ID on Jesus.

DWB 06-21-2005 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
I'm not 100% sure, but I think he was produced before July 3 1995, and thereby excempt. But you never know. Maybe the christians will change the bible too :1orglaugh


:1orglaugh

Kicker 06-22-2005 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Don't worry man, hit me up... I have an ID on Jesus.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Porko 06-22-2005 10:39 AM

http://www.jesuslovesporn.net/images..._newheader.jpg

nico-t 06-22-2005 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
Put a bra on him!

exactly what i was thinking :1orglaugh

HAPPYPEEKERS 06-22-2005 10:46 AM

this thread is freakin hillarious

chodadog 06-22-2005 11:32 AM

It's because it looks like he's wearing a huge strapon.

the real magoo 06-22-2005 11:37 AM

Is Ashcroft working for CCBILL now??

basschick 06-22-2005 11:41 AM

not jail - hell!

when i started reading this thread, i almost spit juice all over my keyboard - this is some funny stuff :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny B!
With 2257 you need a US issues ID for Jesus, if you don't have that you are not in compliance and will go to jail!


Yngwie 06-22-2005 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shooting_Manic
LOL Well yeah! haha


I mean really though. If anyone knows a cock its the guy that designed it. Who could be better at getting it to spit then Jesus. He made the damn thing.

:1orglaugh

Like wise, I bet he could eat teh hell out of some pussy too. Dont ya think?

:winkwink:


I'm not a believer in this whole religion shit but, Jesus IS NOT GOD. Jesus is the son of God. Therefor, Jesus IS NOT the creator. Why do people always think Jesus is God?


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