They're filming a movie 2 houses down from me....
 

Called "Crystal River" or some shit...

Should I run down there and whip my dick out while they're filming a love scene? I think so.

get a walk-on role and pick out a wedgie from your ass right behind the actors then akwardly walk away

Where are the pictures Mate? I would be hogging the street, hoping to get some pics of Celebs and sell them to Mr. Skin

What are you doing sitting here? Off you go!