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Ramos 06-21-2005 02:56 AM

It's 3 am and we ordered a Hooker off craigs list!
 
Profit Lab and Adult.com at it again!
Wish Us Luck! :winkwink:

xclusive 06-21-2005 02:57 AM

good luck and this thread will be useless without pics of the hooker with your fleshlight:)

Ramos 06-21-2005 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
good luck and this thread will be useless without pics of the hooker with your fleshlight:)

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/ers/80012067.html

xclusive 06-21-2005 03:01 AM

she's hot I hope she fucks as good as she looks:)

WiredGuy 06-21-2005 03:01 AM

LOL, have fun you guys!
WG

Lev 06-21-2005 03:08 AM

I got one last week, got an awesome massage, a bj of a lifetime and fucked her good. Got my money's worth :)

rickdu 06-21-2005 03:58 AM

The richest guy I ever met told me "if it flys, floats, or fucks - you RENT it!". :pimp

The Ghost 06-21-2005 04:05 AM

"Mature upscale men only" = Rich & Stupid?

NY_TIM 06-21-2005 04:09 AM

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

SABAI 06-21-2005 04:16 AM

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/ers/80018177.html


owned?

2HousePlague 06-21-2005 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NY_TIM
:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

don't encourage them, tim --
those boys will both have work to do tomorrow -- :mad: -- :disgust -- :Buck: ...


2HP

Pete-KT 06-21-2005 04:28 AM

good luck and hopefully this time its not a tranny Ramos ;)

2HousePlague 06-21-2005 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos

i'm sure you boys will want to compare whatever actually walked through the door with what you were expecting...

http://2houseplague.com/PIX/thewhoreweshared.jpg *

* ( i saved the image myself, just in case the link breaks )



2HP

fris 06-21-2005 04:49 AM

uh oh, bluff is gonna get upset :(

;)

Mutt 06-21-2005 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
i'm sure you boys will want to compare whatever actually walked through the door with what you were expecting...

http://2houseplague.com/PIX/thewhoreweshared.jpg *

* ( i saved the image myself, just in case the link breaks )



2HP

is that Ander Page? sure looks like her.

pradaboy 06-21-2005 05:22 AM

she looks pretty hot... I hope for you guys it's actually THAT girl!

Funky Bastard 06-21-2005 05:30 AM

Tranny :(

sickkittens 06-21-2005 05:39 AM

Don't be surprised if she shows up w/ a mustache.

Dalai lama 06-21-2005 05:46 AM

So much better then a fleshlight. Enjoy

BukkakeBrown 06-21-2005 05:56 AM

any details yet? lol

Trixie Racer 06-21-2005 06:04 AM

One look at her photo and I'm convinced that it's a bait & switch ad. If it's for real (it's not), maybe the next time I'm passing through Sacramento.... :winkwink:

pr0 06-21-2005 06:12 AM

"Only mature upscale men need call and please remember to unblock your number. "

Cops have been able to fake caller ID for years now. :(

And i do love hookers i hate to see them get in shit

NY_TIM 06-21-2005 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
don't encourage them, tim --
those boys will both have work to do tomorrow -- :mad: -- :disgust -- :Buck: ...


2HP


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sosa 06-21-2005 07:14 AM

lol, so how did this turn out?

NTSS 06-21-2005 07:19 AM

This may get interesting....any updates coming?

basschick 06-21-2005 08:12 AM

last i heard, mature was another way of saying older, not stupid. maybe the poor girl wants to avoid college students.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost Pro Sales
"Mature upscale men only" = Rich & Stupid?


Lensman 06-21-2005 08:19 AM

Look who Ramos bought to work with him this morning! Rough nite last nite, he's all tired and worn out.

http://web.swedevice.com/sistergeorg...ges/tranny.jpg

taibo 06-21-2005 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman
Look who Ramos bought to work with him this morning! Rough nite last nite, he's all tired and worn out.

http://web.swedevice.com/sistergeorg...ges/tranny.jpg

is that the hooker ya got? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

cashengine 06-21-2005 09:01 AM

i know this a porn industry site, and im all for freedom of choice, but hookers? to me the fun is in the hunt of a real woman. if you "fuck" women, chances are you have no respect for them, and possibly other human beings. how would you like it if it was your sister we are talking about...or mother...ya its all fun and good and the girls made the choice to be a hooker. but actually the porn and sex industry and the women it exploits to sell to men who cant hold down a relationship, cuz the only thing they can offer is money...and they are the only women they can get...anyone else in their right mind would bolt from these creeps....if guys spent less time jerking off to porn and buying sex they would realize that you can find a woman and love her she'll love you back, and fuck your brains out in the process.........
:angrysoap

Juicy D. Links 06-21-2005 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman
Look who Ramos bought to work with him this morning! Rough nite last nite, he's all tired and worn out.

http://web.swedevice.com/sistergeorg...ges/tranny.jpg

:1orglaugh

Alex 06-21-2005 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashengine
i know this a porn industry site, and im all for freedom of choice, but hookers? to me the fun is in the hunt of a real woman. if you "fuck" women, chances are you have no respect for them, and possibly other human beings. how would you like it if it was your sister we are talking about...or mother...ya its all fun and good and the girls made the choice to be a hooker. but actually the porn and sex industry and the women it exploits to sell to men who cant hold down a relationship, cuz the only thing they can offer is money...and they are the only women they can get...anyone else in their right mind would bolt from these creeps....if guys spent less time jerking off to porn and buying sex they would realize that you can find a woman and love her she'll love you back, and fuck your brains out in the process.........
:angrysoap


Go grow some balls.

Porn = Hooking.

Pornstars fuck for cash
Hookers fuck for cash

How can you agree with one and not the other?

wallst 06-21-2005 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rick702
The richest guy I ever met told me "if it flys, floats, or fucks - you RENT it!". :pimp


:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Trixie Racer 06-21-2005 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashengine
i know this a porn industry site, and im all for freedom of choice, but hookers? to me the fun is in the hunt of a real woman. if you "fuck" women, chances are you have no respect for them, and possibly other human beings. how would you like it if it was your sister we are talking about...or mother...ya its all fun and good and the girls made the choice to be a hooker. but actually the porn and sex industry and the women it exploits to sell to men who cant hold down a relationship, cuz the only thing they can offer is money...and they are the only women they can get...anyone else in their right mind would bolt from these creeps....if guys spent less time jerking off to porn and buying sex they would realize that you can find a woman and love her she'll love you back, and fuck your brains out in the process.........
:angrysoap


You should never hire a hooker because, with your attitude, you will only be disappointed. I, on the other hand, view it as a fun business transaction (just like hiring a massage therapist). It's fun. I enjoy seeing hookers and your statement "and they are the only women they can get" is absolutely not true for me and for most "hobbiests". The men who hire hookers because it is the only way they can get laid are few and far between -- and those are the men who are often disappointed.

S P A N N O W 06-21-2005 10:14 AM

NEWSFLASH:
"Last night at 3:45 AM, two individuals were arrested for soliciting prostitution over the Internet. One of the individuals has been identified as Ramos and the other individual has not been identified as of yet..."

...Ramos never made it into work today :Oh crap

Eric 06-21-2005 10:14 AM

Well neither Ramos nor Loryn have made it to the office yet today... Anyone seeing a trend here?

FilthyRob 06-21-2005 10:16 AM

Ramos needs to ICQ me damn it.

Phoenix 06-21-2005 10:16 AM

haha..Beware the bait and switch

Scott McD 06-21-2005 10:20 AM

http://2houseplague.com/PIX/thewhoreweshared.jpg


Nice, i'd fuck it !!!!!! :thumbsup

Pete-KT 06-21-2005 10:22 AM

Did Ramos get arrested last night

Mpegmaster 06-21-2005 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Well neither Ramos nor Loryn have made it to the office yet today... Anyone seeing a trend here?


Hmmmmmmmmmm.......but i thought Loryn loved me :(

american pervert 06-21-2005 10:31 AM

hahahhaahah go ramos!!

cashengine 06-21-2005 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixie Racer
You should never hire a hooker because, with your attitude, you will only be disappointed. I, on the other hand, view it as a fun business transaction (just like hiring a massage therapist). It's fun. I enjoy seeing hookers and your statement "and they are the only women they can get" is absolutely not true for me and for most "hobbiests". The men who hire hookers because it is the only way they can get laid are few and far between -- and those are the men who are often disappointed.


sex=$ thats the bottom line....im sorry but if I want to get a case of beer I don't want leftovers...same goes for women....who wants a cum sponge? porn is for jerking off and monogamy is not welcome here obviously...fantasy is a lot different than reality....

reality = no girl finds anal pleasurable....if they do they are sick...


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sicone 06-21-2005 10:36 AM

Ramo's... I'm not loaning you any more money :disgust

sicone 06-21-2005 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman
Look who Ramos bought to work with him this morning! Rough nite last nite, he's all tired and worn out.

http://web.swedevice.com/sistergeorg...ges/tranny.jpg


The owning of Ramos never ends :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

WillyFRESH 06-21-2005 10:40 AM

Police Report:

Sting operation. A male from Roseville was arrested last night when he attempted to meet up with a prostitute who sold herself over the website www.craigslist.com. The subject was apprehended at 4 in the AM in Sacramento by the local police department after resisting arrest. He continually repeated: "where's my bitch!" even after being read his Miranda Rights. End Report.

tranza 06-21-2005 10:42 AM

Where are the pics Ramos??

S P A N N O W 06-21-2005 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WillyFRESH
Police Report:

Sting operation. A male from Roseville was arrested last night when he attempted to meet up with a prostitute who sold herself over the website www.craigslist.com. The subject was apprehended at 4 in the AM in Sacramento by the local police department after resisting arrest. He continually repeated: "where's my bitch!" even after being read his Miranda Rights. End Report.

In addition, he was quoted by officers on the scene as repeatedly shouting,

"I ain't no kid! I ain't no kid!"

:1orglaugh

Ramos 06-21-2005 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american perv
hahahhaahah go ramos!!

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Alex 06-21-2005 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

7hrs later.

What happened?

S P A N N O W 06-21-2005 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
7hrs later.

What happened?

He made bail!!! :1orglaugh


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