I am starting my own religion
 

Theres huge money in that. I've got a great idea for one that will revolutionize the way people buy their way into Heaven. Affiliate program coming soon, I'll keep you posted.

Fortunately it doesn't have anything to do with that picture.

Sounds like a good idea :thumbsup

That pic is disturbing ^ :(

Will you have Jesus juice?

I agree on both counts. :)

Only if it makes money.

good luck with that :thumbsup

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ahahahaha

he is sucking his own dick.

You mean CULT

Jesus sells

if religion can be accepted by millions then in religion there is billions of dollars to be spent.

see WACO...

Hello my Child. Please let me know when I can promote such goodness.

can I join the revival over the net? :upsidedow

WAAAPEEESSSSSHHHHHH.

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Absoloutely. I'll keep you posted.

sounds like a lucrative idea

yeah alot of people i know really earned alot of money thru that... but really they suck! the deception..lol

Many profitable cults, er...religions, sometimes use women to entice unwitting guys into the religion, so you'll need someone to manage the babes. I volunteer.

BTW, you don't mind if they're all Asian hotties do you?

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Let me know what you call it and I'll put it down on my census form. Being a Jedi Knight is theoretically in the UK a legitimate religion after all.

You see there are rules in the UK on how many members of your 'church' you have before you can qualify for the status of a religion rather than a cult. because on the last census the government decided to ask for your religion ( in defiance of European law ) and NOT filing in the box would be illegal and render you liable to prosecution andd fines a lot of people decided to say 'fuck you' and filled the form out claiming their religion was 'The Force' and they were a Jedi Knight LOL

Gillian Adnerson was hot at the time so I put my religion down as 'High Preistess of the Church of the Immaculate Gillian' - no one bothered to ask for proof of that.

Ahhh it great to be in the UK where we have a healthy disrespect for authority. Doubtles the reason for our overcrowded prions and the fact we imprison more people than almost anywhere except the US ( but we are cathing up fast and hope one day to have the largest prison population of anywehere in the world ) after all in the UK you can go to jail for not buying a licence for your TV ( the electronic kind - not a cross dresser, cross dressers dont need a licence - (yet !) )

Soooooo come to the Uk ahead of the next census - get yourself some airtime ( easy enough to do on our absolutely shit daytime TV channels ) and you too could become the head of a decent sized religion.

Now where did I put that collection plate I wonder - all £20 bills gratefully accepted :)

the irony is is that being an evangelist can be very profitable. i'm surprised more haven't tried to cash in on this type of "work".

it takes next to nothing to start a cult following if you have an amazing line of shit.

hahaha, he's sucking his own dick!
looks he's frustrated coz he just did it on his own..lol

a festivus for the rest of us

Doesnt Maynard and Tool have their own relegion?

A religion for adults based on sex. The possibilities are endless.

im exploring the worlds of scientology

:smokin

Get me as your local leader, I have lots of followers! :thumbsup