Pentagon Urges School Bake Sales To Pay For Iraqi War!
 

IN an attempt to help pay for the $147 billion cost of the war in Iraq, the Pentagon is encouraging schools to hold bake sales and donate the profits to the armed forces!

"Every little bit helps," explains Pentagon spokesperson Tom Hagen. "Any school interested should contact the Pentagon for our Sweets For Soldiers Kit, which contains everything a school needs to put on a successful bake sale." Included in the kit are hallway banners that read, "Buy A Cookie & Help Our Soldiers Slaughter Terrorist Slime!" and "Your Pie Purchase Today Brings Us That Much Closer to Sending Osama to Hell!" The kit contains recipes for such patriotic treats as Bunker-Buster Brownies, Tomahawk Missile Turnover, and Humvee Honeycake.

"This is an outrage," complains a Massachusetts Board of Education insider. "Shame on the Pentagon for enlisting innocent children in a war half the country believes is wrong!" Still, over 17,000 orders for the Sweets for Soldiers Kits have been filled and the Pentagon is hard-pressed to keep up with the demand. Due to this program's success, the White House is suggesting that the Department of the Interior encourage schools to hold wrapping paper sales and donate the profits to help cut down trees and drill for oil throughout America.


http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61691

:( america is going down..

You forgot to mention that Nazi UFO'S are supposed to attack the US according to the Weekly World News :upsidedow

this article is better!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61692

bah! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

shhh... :upsidedow

I wanted to see how many people would jump on this :winkwink:

So god damn fucking pathetic.

I wonder... is that stuff still funny when it gets that close to reality?

For example, here's a story about a marine from Mesa, Arizona who's dad had to foot the bill to buy body armour and other basic supplies, on the direct advice of his superiors.

50% of the worlds military expenditure is done by the US, yet soldiers gotta buy their own shit before shipping out?

Wacky shit. :upsidedow

Don't worry, most will only read the first post anyways :)

love this one
"FAT TEEN FIGHTS OFF GATOR WITH HER BARE HANDS!"
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/chamber/61598

I only read the first post and already called bullshit.

You guys are fucking idiots for even trying to pull this bullshit, i bet you beleived it at first too huh?

No actually I got the idea from this thread:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=469269

and no.. I didn't believe it :1orglaugh

Soldiers need hummers, donate money now LOL

hahahaha, I saw that one too. Seems like a reliable source :error

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

only $147 billion??
or is that the per week/month total??

funny, but I wouldn't be THAT surprised if it was real, heh

I love it how that everyone on this board is richer than America thanks to Bush.

The sad thing is that I could see that happening.