Job Posting
 

JOB RESPONSIBILITIES

- Remaining topless for long periods of time.

- Looking pretty at all times.

- Develop a habbit of dropping items and bending over to pick them up.

- Hourly shoulder massages.

- Giggling, making whimpering noises, and laughing at all jokes.

- Beverage retrieval.

JOB REQUIREMENTS

- B cup or larger, manboobs not permitted.

- Full wardrobe of skirts no longer than 10 inches.

- Trampoline master w/ 3+ years of bouncing experience.

- High heels expert w/ 4+ years walking in them.

- Experience in bending over to retrieve items in a non OSHA compliant manner.

- Stocking & garter experience a must, pantyhose techs have been phased out.

- Beverage retrieval w/ 3+ years in handling both hot and cold beverages.

- Experience implementing shoulder and backrubs every hour.

- Exceptional grooming skills.

- Excellent flirting skills.

- Proven experience experience forgetting to wear panties.

- Full understanding and legal signing of a sexual harrassment waiver.

- Some HTML skills a plus.

- Able to demonstrate prior abilities utilizing the required skills listed above. We will ask for picture samples. Must be able to "hit the ground running" with minimal training time.

The chosen candidate ('s) will be provided with the following:

- A shared appartment with other candidates.

- The initial bus ticket to California.

- Appartment high speed internet connection and 24 hour webcam.

- Five to seven days off per month, you know which week.

- Position available immediatly.

- Salary and bonus depend on extra services offered.

good luck... lots of stuff :P

Damn, I don't qualify for that, either.

Fuck.