Tell us something about yourself that most people don't know.....
 

I use to have blue hair......... thanks to Manic Panic

I like to masturbate.

You Have created too many useless threads tonight, I'am calling a time out.

i used to do this
http://www.adultexpectations.com/gfy/rave_club.gif

while on this
http://www.adultexpectations.com/gfy/eye.jpg

Useless is a relative term here on GFY ........ compared to what?

That I am black let alone, African. People always think i am white. :-\

I eat babies...

With chopsticks...

Everyone thinks my penis is 10". WRONG! ITS 20" long!

I was born with only outer labia. (TMI?)

I am so inlove~

Pics? :winkwink:

I used to be a man.



just kidding, really. lol

You wish.


Matter of fact, so do I. Heh.

na - it's ok - no pics really needed

I am secretly attracted to the animals in all the BangBros banners

I'm also a closet exhibitionist, and in almost desperate need for long, steamy, hard, no-holds-barred FUN.

don't tease me :(

I like breastmilk

I milk breasts.

I was a standup comic, if paxil was invented back them. My ass would be on comedy central not on GFY lol

Fine. I'll just sit here and tease myself.

im realy cool and i like doing this " :thumbsup "

i go to the zoo and press my man boobs against the glass and watch the animals try to lick them.

Aside from what many people might assume, I have a very small penis.

biatch :1orglaugh :(

I masturbate to Betty White pics

n00b :1orglaugh

no, something that people DON'T know, babe.

I'm not feelin da Tala luv

no Bea Arthur?

I once killed a man, just for snoring.

Once in awhile..Estell Getty gets a close second

Hell, I'm not either. Don't feel bad. :(

I have my finger in my nose most of the time.

(I wanna see Tala's labia really badly now)

http://www.adultexpectations.com/gfy/rave_club.gif

Studio 54. Bring back da daze.

:banana :GFYBand :banana

I see horny people.

Of course you do. I promise I'll put up curtains, okay? Yeesh.

i can make my schlong 10" long....












































when I fold it in half.

i have no desire to be in the adult business anymore

:)

I am always horny!! :Graucho

If the worse half can't keep up... LMK :winkwink:

Just kidding Stewie :upsidedow

my deep sympathy goes for you man :Oh crap

True, which leads to my "what no one knows" statement...

"I am fed via IV every night while I sleep, with a mixture of water, vitamin E, oyster extract, and a few other potent ingredients, to keep Vanilla from sexually abusing me to the point of drying my poor body out to an old, brittle husk."

so i sit here infront of the monitor.. getting wet all the time..sucks!

I have the entire Girls Gone Wild collection.

My dislike for you grows stronger each day..... :disgust

Things people dont know?

I HATE to get picked up. With a passion. Please dont pick me up when you see me.

I have found that out before the hard way...