Fact: Most women Poop at the same time they are giving birth.
 

Ask anyone who has been in a delivery room.

The really gross part is when they tear their taint in 1/2, and their asshole becomes one with their vagina.

hmmmmmmm

i dont have any children but everyone i know that has given birth has done that & each one thought they were weird for doing it, they didnt know it was common.

That's not true. Rupture of the anal sphincter at episiotomy is a feared complication, not something that happens every day.

untrue . . . I was there for the delivery of both of my kids, happened neither time

In the words of a great man, that's GREEEEEEEEEEEAT.

If the DarkJedi threads that begin with "FACT" are untrue, then are the ones that don't true?

hummmm.....

Your cases were an exeption (some kind of malfunction).

Doctors and midwives use the pooping as a sign that the woman is pushing correctly.

when are you doing to launch the "are religious people inferior thread?" looking forward to it..

I vote Dark Jedi King of troll threads.

Never said it was common.

How old are you son ?

my wife didn't , i was happy about that :)

Congratulations on another totally useless thread, oh Jedi master.

(Yes, I came in here just to post this)

:pimp

Excellent.

I was about to ask you the same thing.


Your threads have been fuckin lame as of late. I only have a couple people on ignore, and your about replace one of them.

Your a waste of pixel space and electricity.

I have yet to see one of his "fact" thread that actually was true.

In developed countries women are given an enema before giving birth.

Exactly, that's what i was trying to get at.

Yeah, my threads are so lame that you come in and post in almost every one of them.

YUO = HYPOCRITE = OWNED.

You're living proof that some women shit when giving birth.


(sorry was too easy a joke not to say)

rofl .. that just sounds too funny.

Wrong...

I got my sig in..
Thats all your worth really.

Ya can make a lame thread and draw in the sheep good. It's to bad you
mis use that power with lame questions. You really could do better.

DarkJedi "borrows" topics from other forums and posts them in here. FACT.

That is utterly vile. Then again, try pushing a watermelon through the opening smaller than a lemon. Something to consider.

:1orglaugh

I'd be proud if I were DJ.

Seems like I need to update my ignore list

You = my favorite poster for today. :thumbsup

No, make it the whole weekend. :D

this thread is useless without pics

well this is physics, but not true in most american hospitals.

women are routinely given an enema to prevent this.

in primitive birthing situations without an enema this is probably true.

that's interesting.. let it all come out fuck it

today is getting better by the thread :helpme

was in the delivery room for all three of my kids , and didn't happen once

although they did give her an enema prior to the birth of the first one but that was before she went into the delivery room

And you are an authority how exactly? I have given birth and coached two, in all three cases there was no enema and there was no pooping. It does happen, it does not happen with every case. Your "factual statement" is simply one example of the many things that can occur during delivery, not what DOES occur for everyone. Expressing that baddogs cases were some kind of malfunction is one more shining example of what a complete and utter moron you really are.

Totally untrue. the pressure of the baby's head in the birth canal totally shuts off the sphincter during birth. What a moron.

that is why as soon as you get into the hostpial they put you on a liquid only diet :)

The cutting of the asshole is 100% optional
suppose to releave pain

lol
my wife had a baby 5 months ago
It does happy
they talk to you about it when you are first put into the hospital

This is only true in third world countries if at all.

Not this time !!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:Oh crap

i had a friend who pooped while he was being born, and his mom pooped at the same time. i bet that was a pretty messy delivery room.

hmm, I have four kids and there was never any pooping for their delivery...

but I doubt DorkJedi has even seen a vagina muchless one giving birth...

I knew someone whose friend had that happen to them. She was really small and had a large baby. Must've felt good. :(

i poop when i'am reading this :1orglaugh

Fact threads are so boring....

:(