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MrIzzz 06-16-2005 07:57 PM

anyone know how to do YOGA?
 
is it something a 6 foot 2 guy like me can learn? and if so, do you know any good DVDs that i can get to teach me? i'm too embarassed to go to an instructor just yet :helpme

wallst 06-16-2005 07:59 PM

dude, your like 6'2? how big are your hands?

MrIzzz 06-16-2005 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by wallst
dude, your like 6'2? how big are your hands?

average sized for a tall dude :pimp does is help to have big hands?

Rob 06-16-2005 08:01 PM

Now that you're married you have to take care of yourself in the head department, heh? I shall grieve for you, old friend.

Just get a rib surgically removed. It's a lot easier and insurance just might cover it! Good luck! :thumbsup

Extreme Holly 06-16-2005 08:02 PM

I do. Want me to teach you a private lesson ??

MrIzzz 06-16-2005 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid
Now that you're married you have to take care of yourself in the head department, heh? I shall grieve for you, old friend.

Just get a rib surgically removed. It's a lot easier and insurance just might cover it! Good luck! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

a rib removed???? next thing you know i'm gonna get lipo and a chin reduction :1orglaugh

MrIzzz 06-16-2005 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Extreme Holly
I do. Want me to teach you a private lesson ??


sweet jesus almighty that would be superb, yes it would...:Graucho can you put your legs behind your head?

Spunky 06-16-2005 08:03 PM

You just want to learn to wrap your legs behind your neck

sniperwolf 06-16-2005 08:06 PM

breath in breath out...breath in....and then stop!

WebTitan 06-16-2005 08:06 PM

i don;t do it, but there is a girl that we jsut signed up to teach at our new martial arts studio and she has some BIG guys in her class, so i am sure your not too big to get started! i have been thinking about it too, jsut never enough time :(

mindoza 06-16-2005 08:06 PM

anyone can do yoga...just the breathing techniques alone can do wonders....there r plenty of books and dvd's...here is a site for you to check out Hatha Yoga

I took a few classes and I have to admit I found them a bit hokey, but it is good for you

MrIzzz 06-16-2005 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky
You just want to learn to wrap your legs behind your neck

:Graucho

imagine if i could do that and post at the same time.....

MrIzzz 06-16-2005 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sniperwolf
breath in breath out...breath in....and then stop!

:1orglaugh

thanks

MrIzzz 06-16-2005 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebTitan
i don;t do it, but there is a girl that we jsut signed up to teach at our new martial arts studio and she has some BIG guys in her class, so i am sure your not too big to get started! i have been thinking about it too, jsut never enough time :(


i'm forcing myself to make some time, i have a bad habit of working too much so its time i learned how to get a positive non-work related habit

wallst 06-16-2005 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz
average sized for a tall dude :pimp does is help to have big hands?

dude, im just trippin that your 6'2 tall. you dont look you hold that much altitude on TV. :pimp :pimp

Babagirls 06-16-2005 08:10 PM

if you get the Oxygen channel, turn it on at 6am EST time Mon-thru-Fri
theres a show called "Inhale", its an hour long yoga show.

MrIzzz 06-16-2005 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mindoza
anyone can do yoga...just the breathing techniques alone can do wonders....there r plenty of books and dvd's...here is a site for you to check out Hatha Yoga

I took a few classes and I have to admit I found them a bit hokey, but it is good for you


whoa, now thats a site i'm gonna need a translater for lol. but it looks good

sniperwolf 06-16-2005 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz
:1orglaugh

thanks

yeah sure no problem dude :winkwink:

MrIzzz 06-16-2005 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
if you get the Oxygen channel, turn it on at 6am EST time Mon-thru-Fri
theres a show called "Inhale", its an hour long yoga show.


i usually go to bed around 6am...lol j/k

maybe they have a repeat on later?

MrIzzz 06-16-2005 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wallst
dude, im just trippin that your 6'2 tall. you dont look you hold that much altitude on TV. :pimp :pimp


i usually stand next to tall HOT women :Graucho

wallst 06-16-2005 08:16 PM

i kinda noticed that. :thumbsup :thumbsup for :Graucho :Graucho

mindoza 06-16-2005 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
i usually go to bed around 6am...lol j/k

maybe they have a repeat on later?

Tivo??? or record it

TexasDreams 06-16-2005 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
is it something a 6 foot 2 guy like me can learn? and if so, do you know any good DVDs that i can get to teach me? i'm too embarassed to go to an instructor just yet :helpme

Hmmm... still a newlywed, and yet already thinking of trying weird positions to get some self "lip-service" action?!?!?!

I'd post some instructional pics for you, but I don't have the proper 2257 documentation.

You'll have to ask Ron Jeremy at the next Internext convention. :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jayeff 06-16-2005 08:24 PM

If you are primarily looking for a way to relax, I strongly recommend Tai Chi as an alternative that can achieve the same or better results, more quickly and in a way you won't find quite so "alien". It is really well suited to workaholics: it first caught my eye when I saw a movie showing that at lunchtime in parks all over Japan, office workers use Tai Chi to relax. 15 or 30 minutes at a time can make a big difference.

Size certainly isn't a problem and although there are books and tapes, it's a lot less potentially embarassing to be a beginner in a Tai Chi class. It really is best to take classes, because then you won't need to unlearn mistakes later...

swami 06-16-2005 08:28 PM

"anyone know how to do YOGA? "
I do.
I taught it for years.My intiated name is Swami Pranamananda Saraswati.
I taught and studied yoga for 20 years
Until I reached Enlightenmnet.;)
Now I just practice Tantra Yoga.

Funny, if it wasn't true.


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