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Kevsh 06-16-2005 05:42 PM

Runaway Bride: $500K for Her Story!!!
 
Fake your own kidnapping, get the whole country worried about you, get arrested, pay $13K to cover part of the costs for the search, walk away with a slap on the wrist ... then make a cool half-mil on selling the rights to your tragic story.

How many more immoral, self-absorbed, head cases are going to think "gee, I should try that!"

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

Quote:

According to a FoxNews/AP story, runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks has made a deal with a media company for the rights to her and fiancé John Mason?s story. The company is reportedly shopping a TV movie to networks about the couple.

Officials in Georgia are not happy:

"It?s disturbing to me on a personal basis that she?s willing to profit from this, but there?s nothing I can do about it legally," Gwinnett County District Attorney Danny Porter told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. "There was no condition of probation that could have prevented it."

Duluth Mayor Shirley Fanning Lasseter also found the development distasteful:

"You want something printable?" she asked a reporter. "I think it?s a shame that anybody could profit from this."
Full story:
http://www.denverpost.com/nationworld/ci_2805874

cyber_ninja 06-16-2005 05:43 PM

i just got kidnaped :winkwink:

wdsguy 06-16-2005 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyber_ninja
i just got kidnaped :winkwink:


You gonna get anally fisted big boy. :thumbsup

The Ghost 06-16-2005 06:08 PM

The whole things sounds like a stupid story anyways. I guess there's a shortage of original ideas around, huh??? :2 cents:

Greg B 06-16-2005 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
Fake your own kidnapping, get the whole country worried about you, get arrested, pay $13K to cover part of the costs for the search, walk away with a slap on the wrist ... then make a cool half-mil on selling the rights to your tragic story.

How many more immoral, self-absorbed, head cases are going to think "gee, I should try that!"

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY



Full story:
http://www.denverpost.com/nationworld/ci_2805874

It's the American way dude! Cause some shit to happen to you that has sex involved and sure as the moon's got more holes than a teenager's face some tabloid and the main media's greed for sex stories you'll get attention and walk away with crazy loot.

Think of it this way, her and her boyfriend weren't in the Fortune 500 but they've now got good start.

directfiesta 06-16-2005 06:22 PM

Makes me puke :mad:

I don't know if it would apply to such a situation, but in Canada we have a law that prohibits criminals of profiting from books, movies, interviews related to the crime.

smack 06-16-2005 06:24 PM

i bet she could have got more than 500K

Drake 06-16-2005 06:27 PM

She has people (her family I would assume) worried sick about her and law enforcement tied up in investigating her disappearance (when they could investigating real crimes), and now she profits from it all. Insane.

directfiesta 06-16-2005 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
i bet she could have got more than 500K


For what ????

Because she took the fucking bus and came back with a towel on her head ????

Americans have no lifes or what... Live your own.

DateDoc 06-16-2005 06:38 PM

lol, that is great. Now she should ditch that dumbass BF and have some fun....

NTSS 06-16-2005 06:40 PM

She should use it to pay for the services and resources that were used to search for her sorry ass.

Kevsh 06-16-2005 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTSS
She should use it to pay for the services and resources that were used to search for her sorry ass.

Noble idea, but I guarantee you it'll never happen.


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