Gooood morning Americans
 

...and you foreign trash (you know who you are) can :321GFY

It is 5:27 AM PST. I am having my usual morning breakfast...a double Bloody Mary. I have been working all night and it is time for a break. I went fishing yesterday in one of the lakes and caught two Rainbow...and will probably go again...weather permitting. I think it is supposed to rain today.

What are you doing today?

Jerking off for the 8th time tonight. Can't fall asleep

Do you ever wake up with the feeling you have less liberty than when you went to sleep?

Mind you if you're a drunken old fart whose one clam to fame was being in the Army I guess nothing really bothers you.

Now tell me how empty my life is you loser.

I was up early today (before 5:30 am), cheated death twice before breakfast as per my usual, updated a few pages and tore through my morning email, followed by having a bowl of 3 different whole grain cereals mixed together and some nice hot coffeeee.

Now I'm contemplating taking a nice satisfying dump, after which I will probably go out back with my dog for a while.

Life is good. :D

Why are you on my ignorelist? I didn't think I had anyone on ignore.

Oh, and today's TOUGH TRIVIA question is on the way.

I will post it within the hour.

http://www.overspun.com/video/DailyShow.GitmoMenu.wmv

morning humor

morning, im doing some work and im gonna grab some food soon :)