how much would someone have to pay you to kill MJ ?
 

fuck, paypal me $420 and I'd do it

what about yourself?

don't hate.

I'll take you out for half that much
:thumbsup

about three fitty.

Just lock him out from his molestation pad, and make sure it's a sunny day. No fuss, just a pig puddle of melted clay and plastic.

so people can make death threats against me and its all cool, they dont get banned?

I guess its because I dont work for a gfy sponsor.

If I pay you $420 will you kill yourself?

a dollar

no, but if you paypaled me $666 I would have sex with a dolphin.

Bitch,
Shut the fuck up already :2 cents:

I'll "take you out" has many meanings (how about lunch?) and gee, you're getting real defensive after posting that you'd kill "MJ" for cash.

<Hitman mode>

Well, actually getting anywhere near him would be impossbile unless you're some kind of super hitman (See Vincent in collateral). Not only that, he's a celebrity, so you just know the police would put extra work into his case.

$250,000 non-returnable deposit up front, $250,000 after the job is done.

</hitman mode>

Please, why would you want to kill anyone?

Oh man...

Can't wait for Lens to get back to his office.

Your so toast dude...

if you want to play like that, MJ has many meanings as well.

I won't do it at all.

this is why they invented high powered rifles.

<hitman mode>

But high powered rifles are so not dramatic. It's so much more dramatic getting into his super mansion and passed the motion detectors to snuff him with a silenced something or other, than shooting him from a mile away :2 cents:

</hitman mode>

See now I just think killing anyone is a bad thing :upsidedow

You might as well do it for free.

MJ is my boy...you gotta go through me first.

FuckTomSneddon.com!!

MJ walking out of a building, surrounded by body guards and tons of press, all of a sudden BLAM his head explodes from a head shot, his now lifeless body falls to the ground, blood pooling out of his head wound. now that's way more dramatic then killing him in his room where no one would see it. plus, it would be televised and all over the papers.

You are one sick cookie :1orglaugh

Whomever this mysterious "MJ" is, it's fairly obvious that your meaning is murder. So don't cry about my post "taking you out" as a reason I should be banned.

Kettle meet pot.

Several Billion.

murder? no fucking shit, see topic "KILL MJ"

I was merely stating the fact that if you joke around with people who work for gfy sponsors like that, you will be banned, where as if you joke around with regular people, nothing happens.

hahahaha