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Varius 06-14-2005 05:24 PM

Want to work in COSTA RICA? IwantU is hiring!!
 
IwantU is looking for a solid, experienced senior programmer to take over some of our critical day-to-day operations.

First, here's some of the benefits:

- All relocation expenses covered.
- Monthly rent / housing covered.
- Pay NO taxes
- Live in a beautiful country
- Join a rapidly expanding and growing company

Now, here's some of the requirements:

- Must be experienced in PHP and MySQL
- Must have intermediate knowledge of Linux and FreeBSD systems
- Must be responsible, dependable and trustworthy
- Must not have issues working in the adult industry or with adult content

If you think you fit the bill, get in touch with me either via ICQ 520468, or send your resume to jobs AT manacr.com

Good luck :thumbsup

Alex 06-14-2005 05:28 PM

Bump for you. Great offer

Theo 06-14-2005 05:32 PM

maybe i should apply and outsource the requirements i dont meet :)

Varius 06-14-2005 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
maybe i should apply and outsource the requirements i dont meet :)

heh don't you think we could just do that ourselves then :upsidedow

Basically, we need someone who can prove to us he can handle having access to our real server....to do some of the job I've been doing, while allowing me to move to a more flexible shcedule and work on other things :)

Kevsh 06-14-2005 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius
- Must not have issues working in the adult industry or with adult content

I think it's safe to say anyone on GFY qualifies in this category
:winkwink:

Good luck, sounds like a good job for a propeller head who wants a tan.

BukkakeBrown 06-14-2005 06:04 PM

damn i wish i knew mysql and php shit :(

DWB 06-14-2005 06:23 PM

I can't do any of that but I sure can bang the hell out of some Latinas. 18 to 80, cripple blind or crazy, I'll hit it.

cool1 06-14-2005 06:54 PM

That sounds like a great position for some lucky dog.

Too bad I can't relocate.

bjjb 06-14-2005 07:58 PM

Damn Wish i knew more of that shit than I do lol

Shoehorn! 06-14-2005 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius
- All relocation expenses covered.
- Monthly rent / housing covered.
- Pay NO taxes

Wow, nice opportunity for someone. :thumbsup

sniperwolf 06-14-2005 08:05 PM

nicely covered... all the best!

Spunky 06-14-2005 08:06 PM

Wow...nice opportunity for somebody..I'm sure that won't last

Babagirls 06-14-2005 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius
Now, here's some of the requirements:

- Must be experienced in PHP and MySQL
- Must have intermediate knowledge of Linux and FreeBSD systems
- Must be responsible, dependable and trustworthy
- Must not have issues working in the adult industry or with adult content

well, i meet 2 out of 4 of those requirements, but if you give me a month, im sure i can train myself to do the other 2 :arcadefre

Verbal 06-14-2005 08:12 PM

Damn ... sounds like a lot of fun. When you're looking for designers, hit me up :thumbsup

Crypt 06-14-2005 08:41 PM

I like the "Pay NO taxes" part ;) hehe

Nice opp here for a programmer

crockett 06-14-2005 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius
IwantU is looking for a solid, experienced senior programmer to take over some of our critical day-to-day operations.

First, here's some of the benefits:

- All relocation expenses covered.
- Monthly rent / housing covered.
- Pay NO taxes
- Live in a beautiful country
- Join a rapidly expanding and growing company

Now, here's some of the requirements:

- Must be experienced in PHP and MySQL
- Must have intermediate knowledge of Linux and FreeBSD systems
- Must be responsible, dependable and trustworthy
- Must not have issues working in the adult industry or with adult content

If you think you fit the bill, get in touch with me either via ICQ 520468, or send your resume to jobs AT manacr.com

Good luck :thumbsup

hey can I just take all the benefits but skim out on the requirements? I dunno shit about programing other than I don't want to do it, however I would like all expenses paid to live in Costa Rica..

Bigfuck 06-14-2005 08:50 PM

That is a great job:)

Sly 06-14-2005 08:55 PM

The pay no taxes part isn't exactly right unless you denounce your citizenship from your current country. Though I suppose every country is different, but thats how the United States is.

KMR Stitch 06-14-2005 08:57 PM

How far are you from Hermosa?

fuzebox 06-14-2005 09:00 PM

Oh the irony... I've had exactly this position at 3 other internet companies, and have 2 years of freelance under my belt...

And am moving to Costa Rica next month myself.

CaptainHowdy 06-14-2005 09:12 PM

Hire me and iŽll teach your employees to order comida, bebida y muchas putassssssss!!, LOL!,

SinSational 06-14-2005 09:15 PM

if only i spoke spanish.

hostey_com 06-14-2005 09:36 PM

I am able to do it. I will buy books on all subjects and start reading it tommorow. lol

Varius 06-15-2005 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch
How far are you from Hermosa?

About a 2 hour drive

Varius 06-15-2005 09:49 AM

We've received some resumes, but keep em coming !!

LittleSassy 06-15-2005 09:53 AM

cool offer!...*thinking

MickeyG 06-15-2005 09:53 AM

sounds like a great position but Im not willing to move :(

KMR Stitch 06-15-2005 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius
About a 2 hour drive


Damn that sucks =/

Manowar 06-15-2005 09:55 AM

Sweet oppurtunity

Jakke PNG 06-15-2005 09:57 AM

echo "Hello world";

When do I start?

swedguy 06-15-2005 10:00 AM

Things that make ya go hmmmm :upsidedow

It would be hella cool to move to Costa Rica, but I don't know if I would like to work that much :winkwink:

KMR Stitch 06-15-2005 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
echo "Hello world";

When do I start?

Code:

<?
    echo 'hello world 1<br>';
?>
 
<script language="php">
    echo 'hello world 2<br>';
</script>
 
<%
    echo 'hello world 3<br>';
%>


Jakke PNG 06-15-2005 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch
Code:

<?
    echo 'hello world 1<br>';
?>
 
<script language="php">
    echo 'hello world 2<br>';
</script>
 
<%
    echo 'hello world 3<br>';
%>


showoff..

tranza 06-15-2005 10:03 AM

Damn... This is the first time I wish I was a programmer.....

:(

Tala 06-15-2005 10:06 AM

Now see, if you wanted a writer/PR girl for that, I'd be all over it. Great opportunity. Good luck. :)

phpslave 06-15-2005 10:28 AM

nice !!!!!!!

dready 06-15-2005 10:31 AM

Bump for you!

TheJimmy 06-15-2005 10:32 AM

I can't do that shit, but I slept at a Residence Inn last night...

and would love to live in CR for a few years :)


:thumbsup great opportunity for the one that gets this job...

MickeyG 06-15-2005 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch
Code:

<?
    echo 'hello world 1<br>';
?>
 
<script language="php">
    echo 'hello world 2<br>';
</script>
 
<%
    echo 'hello world 3<br>';
%>


I wouldn't hire this guy, his code doesn't even work :1orglaugh :helpme

Varius 06-15-2005 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
echo "Hello world";

When do I start?

Everyone has to start somewhere :upsidedow

How's Finland like these days, I'd love to vacation there sometime ?

Varius 06-15-2005 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MickeyG
I wouldn't hire this guy, his code doesn't even work :1orglaugh :helpme

:1orglaugh

I never code any HTML into any of my php pages anymore......thank you Smarty :thumbsup

Vitasoy 06-15-2005 10:48 AM

A very nice opportunity for someone.

mortenb 06-15-2005 10:57 AM

Sounds like a great job.. I seems like the perfect job for me, but I still prefer working for myself.. :-)

Jakke PNG 06-15-2005 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius
Everyone has to start somewhere :upsidedow

How's Finland like these days, I'd love to vacation there sometime ?

Finland is nice in the summer.
Unless you like coldness and darkness, don't visit here between late august and late may. :)

Pornopat 06-15-2005 11:23 AM

Great chance for somebody.
How official is the no tax part? Is it for every foreigner in Costa Rica like that?

Tony Montana 06-15-2005 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat
Great chance for somebody.
How official is the no tax part? Is it for every foreigner in Costa Rica like that?

If you are a usa citizen it would be tax evasion :(

x-vision 06-15-2005 11:32 AM

what do the accommodations look like?

Varius 06-15-2005 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat
Great chance for somebody.
How official is the no tax part? Is it for every foreigner in Costa Rica like that?

Basically, if you earn money from outside the country, then it is legally tax-free.

However, I think the US and 2 other countries in the world, require you to still pay american income tax even if you don't live there anymore (unless you give up citizenship?). I'm not 100% on that because I came to Costa Rica from Canada, where I can keep my citizenship and pay no taxes there :)

adonthenet 06-15-2005 12:07 PM

great deal for someone.

Varius 06-15-2005 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x-vision
what do the accommodations look like?

Well we would figure out a monthly housing budget for you, we don't stick you in any particular spot. So you could choose your own apartment/home.


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