A day in the life of.........
 

1 AM.... bang, bang on the door

"Im here".... Damian "Yes, thats nice, but why are you here?"

Mum "You live closer to the airport" (Its true, by about 30 seconds!)

Damian "Oh, where are you going - to the flat?", they have a place in Spain btw.

So me, Mum and John (mums partner) have a few wines. Well actually 3 hours of hard drinking.

John wakes me up in the early morning and is all happy and needs to get things organised. Grreat, they are all happy and seem to be in the holiday mood.

John, "You had better have a shower before we go"...

Damian, "Well its only 6 am, Ill wait until you have gone"... I sniff my pits and think, blimy it cant be that bad I had one a few hours ago!

Long story short... It turned out I was going to Spain as well and I didnt even know - its the sort of thing you would think they would mention!!

+ in our drunken state in the morning we had persuaded my step father he was going to Australia, he was raiding my wardrobe looking for winter jumpers. The weed ate his brain years ago, and she cant think of anything funnier than winding him up.

They will get back later in the week and he still wont know he hast been to Australia. Its spooky really.

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