Post in this thread and i will hit on you in a GAY way
 

everyone needs to lower their trousers and touch their toes!!!!!!!!!

hit on me in a gay way i'll hit on you in a baseball bat way

ok done.. now what

You still were the tightest
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i want to shave your balls and smother them with kiwi juice

Hit me. :)

:(

no fair, you're a chick

ok, but if i was a lesbian i would lick your clit like an ethiopian trying to get milk out of a coconut :thumbsup

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i wanna make love to your upper thighs and bend you over like a wild moose from alberta

i wanna smack your groin with a salty codfish then lick the fish juice off your thighs

who says I'm a chick.. and who says you're not a lesbian :)

hmm.. how's it going MrIzz...?

I want a little reach around action as well please...

:Graucho

ok, if you were a man, than i would bend you over your wacom tablet and ride you :thumbsup

wait a minute....weren't you a chick too?

and if i were a lesbian, i would have you suck on my clit piercing as you jammed a thumb up my ass :thumbsup

:1orglaugh good one.. ok break's over I gotta be strong.. it's too easy to hang here all night.. ;)

i would make you dress up like dolly for the night and i would muffle your bahhh baaas as i sheered you from behind :Graucho

:wetkiss meooooow

Leave your wife for me, I do it full color on both sides!!! Grrrrr..... :winkwink:

meoooooow bring some of that sugar over here sweet tush, or should i be the one putting sugar on my nipples as you lick them :wetkiss

damn I am so aroused right now...I was going to wax my ass in the morning as it's gotten a little out of control but think i'll wait for you... :thumbsup

if by 'gay' you mean stab me with a rusted 9 inch knife blade, then go ahead, gay me up.

:helpme

you sexy bear

nope, i would rather stab you with my hairy nine inch man-blade, over and over again as you called out to me " no more norman!!! no more". oh psycho makes me hard :Graucho

You know it baby sucks you didn't go to montreal I had the full beard going and Juicy and I had some love in the elevator if you were there we could have stopped between floors and played pin the tail on Juicy:)

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i am no lesbo you slut!!!!