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Libertine 06-13-2005 03:40 PM

16 year old girls suck at poetry
 
It's true :warning

Meta Ridley 06-13-2005 03:41 PM

Poetry sucks anyway.

polish_aristocrat 06-13-2005 03:41 PM

16 year old girls suck

Meta Ridley 06-13-2005 03:42 PM

Here's a poem I wrote:


Roses are red,
Voilets are blue,
Poetry sucks my balls.

After Shock Media 06-13-2005 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
16 year old girls suck

So I have heard, but alas they started doing this after I turned 18.

eamedia 06-13-2005 03:43 PM

this thread is useless without pics

Downtime 06-13-2005 03:43 PM

so i guess i should sell this domain i just bought?

www.16yearoldgirlsareawesomepoets.com

Libertine 06-13-2005 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meta Ridley
Poetry sucks anyway.

It doesn't.

A Song - Joseph Brodsky

I wish you were here, dear,
I wish you were here.
I wish you sat on the sofa
and I sat near.
The handkerchief could be yours,
the tear could be mine, chin bound.
Though it could be, of course,
the other way around.

I wish you were here, dear,
I wish you were here.
I wish we were in my car,
and you'd shift the gear.
We'd find ourselves elsewhere,
on an unknown shore.
Or else we'd repair
to where we've been before.

I wish you were here, dear,
I wish you were here.
I wish I knew no astronomy
when stars appear,
when the moon skims the water
that sighs and shifts in its slumber.
I wish it were still a quarter
to dial your number.

I wish you were here, dear,
in this hemisphere,
as I sit on the porch
sipping a beer.
It's evening; the sun is setting,
boys shout and gulls are crying.
What's the point of forgetting
if it's followed by dying?

nofx 06-13-2005 03:44 PM

thats why you punch them in the face and tell them to shine your boots

Scott McD 06-13-2005 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
It doesn't.

A Song - Joseph Brodsky

I wish you were here, dear,
I wish you were here.
I wish you sat on the sofa
and I sat near.
The handkerchief could be yours,
the tear could be mine, chin bound.
Though it could be, of course,
the other way around.

I wish you were here, dear,
I wish you were here.
I wish we were in my car,
and you'd shift the gear.
We'd find ourselves elsewhere,
on an unknown shore.
Or else we'd repair
to where we've been before.

I wish you were here, dear,
I wish you were here.
I wish I knew no astronomy
when stars appear,
when the moon skims the water
that sighs and shifts in its slumber.
I wish it were still a quarter
to dial your number.

I wish you were here, dear,
in this hemisphere,
as I sit on the porch
sipping a beer.
It's evening; the sun is setting,
boys shout and gulls are crying.
What's the point of forgetting
if it's followed by dying?

Yeah that sucks balls... :2 cents:

Libertine 06-13-2005 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD
Yeah that sucks balls... :2 cents:

He's a Nobel Prize winner, and you're nobody. Therefore, your opinion does not count.

BradM 06-13-2005 03:50 PM

FUCK poetry. It's a bunch of shit. They need to stop making kids read that crap.

Libertine 06-13-2005 03:55 PM

For a moment there, I almost forgot that this message board is populated by idiots who wouldn't know art if it spat them in the face.

sniperwolf 06-13-2005 04:43 PM

But of course we all know that songs..(lyrics) are products of poetry... so not bad at all..

Scott McD 06-13-2005 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
For a moment there, I almost forgot that this message board is populated by idiots who wouldn't know art if it spat them in the face.

No, it's just that nobody gives a shit about it...

Now go wank over some poems... :321GFY

Libertine 06-13-2005 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD
No, it's just that nobody gives a shit about it...

Now go wank over some poems... :321GFY

Frustrated about being a retard who will never understand anything more than the simplest and most trite things in life? Don't worry, the world needs simple workers like you, too.

Now off with you. Go watch Big Brother or whatever it is they feed the simple minded these days.

cambaby 06-13-2005 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
For a moment there, I almost forgot that this message board is populated by idiots who wouldn't know art if it spat them in the face.

Hows that anal-eaze working out for you Mr Metro?

Libertine 06-13-2005 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cambaby
Hows that anal-eaze working out for you Mr Metro?

Poetry predates "metro" by many thousands of years, idiot.

JamesK2 06-13-2005 05:12 PM

I don't like poetry. No need for disrespecting it though.

JamesK2 06-13-2005 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Poetry predates "metro" by many thousands of years, idiot.

Ignore those kids. If you'd see them in real life, I'm pretty sure they'd lick your balls.

Internet tough guys :1orglaugh

taibo 06-13-2005 06:20 PM

if you smoke weed, you write better poetry. simple as that.

Libertine 06-13-2005 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taibo
if you smoke weed, you write better poetry. simple as that.

It just seems better at the moment.

nico-t 06-13-2005 06:30 PM

poetry is useless and gay

adonthenet 06-13-2005 06:36 PM

its sucks anyway

Libertine 06-13-2005 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
poetry is useless and gay

Many would say the same about you.

cool1 06-13-2005 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taibo
if you smoke weed, you write better poetry. simple as that.

Not always true.
I find I write better poetry when I am straight, to bad it doesn't happen to often

kaylacruz 06-13-2005 07:44 PM

hmm interesting comment... poetry is about deep feelings etc and life experience dont know how much a 16y/o would have..


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