Fun Member E-mails.
 

I am sure you all get some good ones as well so please do share. Here is the most recent one that made me chuckle.

i really enjoy your black girls. are any of them available for marraige.if possible next month. are they usa based. try to help me through. i need to get marry in july.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sorry, i was drunk and lonely :(

Persistant chap. (this just in)

i also like to have these girls as my escort. try to help me with thier phone number and e-mail. do you have any accomodation for me in or arround florida lauderdale. so that we can arrange for pic up at the air port hollywood to her residence. choose the best escort please. attach if posible thier pictures and adresses for me to choose if posible a wife
waiting urgently

Aight dude, look at this one.

form satan, Tuesday, May 31, 2005 3:52 PM
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haven't anyone told u that ur so beautiful, that the angels r 2 jealous from u. coz u've took the whole beautiness and left nothing to them.i can see that gold hair that u took from the sun as if the sun came to u and gave it to u so that u and it be like each other, but how and u've got that blue eyes as if they r a deep blue ocean,that has no bottom.and that cute simple lips of urs , thats making u as if u smilin,.but what am i to talk to someone tender.sweet,angelful like u ?
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wtf? :1orglaugh

Another one, little confused here. Does he want to beat me up or fuck me? Also look at the dudes name, usmaan? wtf is that :1orglaugh

form Usmaan, Monday, May 30, 2005 2:15 PM
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i want to fuck u up ur pussy, u look so fuckn sexy i cant stand it please tell me where u live so i can fuck u really hard
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O yeah my reply.

To Assmaaan,
Put the crack pipe down son!

life or death situation! help him :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh awwww.. and he's trying SO hard to be poetic :upsidedow

We also get many funny member emails.

respectfully,


Thomas