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SmokeyTheBear 06-11-2005 09:58 PM

Police arrest killer cow.
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050610/...nigeria_cow_dc

Nigerian police have arrested a cow that killed a bus driver who was urinating on a highway, a police spokesman said Thursday.


The horned African cow, which was wandering stray in the Ojo district of Nigeria's biggest city Lagos, also injured several bystanders after killing the man.

"The cow went mad, ran into a bus driver and knocked him down. Efforts to revive him were fruitless," said Lagos police spokesman Olubode Ojajuni.

Some people suggested the animal be shot, but the district police officer ordered it to be taken alive.

"You know what it will take to arrest a mad cow?" one newspaper quoted a policeman as saying. "We applied ingenuity and arrested the cow, which is now being detained at the station," he said without going into details.

Ojajuni said police were seeking the cow's owner to press charges for failing to keep it under control.

r3ap3r 06-11-2005 10:00 PM

Animals are people too you know.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-11-2005 10:01 PM

That wasn't just a mad cow, he was pissed!!!

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Turboface 06-11-2005 10:03 PM

That's messed up. One second you're taking a squirt on the side of the road - the next thing you know, you're being mauled to death by a cow!

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SmokeyTheBear 06-11-2005 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turboface
That's messed up. One second you're taking a squirt on the side of the road - the next thing you know, you're being mauled to death by a cow!

http://www.nicdo.com/forums/images/s.../eekscared.gif

Its actually not so strange. In the rockies you gotta watch out for moose when your taking a piss..

Shitty way to go though :)

boner 2.0 06-11-2005 10:10 PM

The cow was canadian :(






hehehe :upsidedow

smack 06-11-2005 10:10 PM

it's not the cow's fault. he played to many violent video games and warped his mind.

taibo 06-11-2005 10:13 PM

some odd reason i found that a little funny

UniversalPass Pete 06-11-2005 10:15 PM

Probably mad about that ground beef thing. :pimp

SmokeyTheBear 06-11-2005 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniversalPass Pete
Probably mad about that ground beef thing. :pimp


Or the fact we systematically rape the female cows breasts for its sweet sweet tiity goo.

BukkakeBrown 06-11-2005 10:29 PM

sounds dumb.... better than arresting random brothas tho... take it out on the cows, they got like a 5 second memory they dont give a fuck

Antonio 06-11-2005 11:57 PM

haha
my father was a cop, and he told me about a case where a bull ran wild in a small town, and they had to shoot it

nofx 06-12-2005 12:00 AM

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xclusive 06-12-2005 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
That wasn't just a mad cow, he was pissed!!!

http://www.dafridge.com/proimages/large/MG929B.jpg

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lol now that was funny


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