Chopping off my dick and selling it to highest bid
 

In light of 2257 I've decide to make one last roll of cash and get out of the biz.

I have chopped off(using a razor blade ) a potion of the head of my dick.
I will sell it to the highest bidder.

Why buy?

-Think of the money you can win in a law suit when you claim you found black dick in your Wendy's chilli.

-Wendy's will profit big times as horny bitches flock to buy chilli hoping they can get a taste of black dick.

So please place your bids below as I will not post on ebay.

$22.27 :thumbsup

That's just dumb...

I pay by the inch.... $1 is my best offer

You're one very generous man.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ok then somebody cut off an entire white dick so I can find it in a can of vienna sauage, if that's more believable to you.