If I knew how to make pie
 

I would.

Chimps could make pie

same fucking here..... god i love the smell of fresh apple pie

(was gonna insert pic of american pie scene of the guy fucking the pie, but couldn't find it)

Know where I can get one?

I would make one for other reasons, but to each their own.

you would?

..... oh.... well...... yah... me too...


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..shit :Oh crap

:1orglaugh I was thinking of the same thing...hot apple pie that is

I can't cook or bake a damn thing. I'm just plain sorry. The only pie I can make is a creampie. lol

Though my ex-girlfriend owns a gourmet sweets company with her mom... OMG!!! The best deserts ever.

hahaha, one of your best posts :thumbsup

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YARGH! I be hungry for pie.

You guys want to know how I make pie? I'm no baker by a long shot..... for me it's all about the barbecue, and cooking food, meals, steaks, roasts, burgers, stews etc. But baking? Forget it.

So.... whenever I've felt the need to make pies, I go to the grocery store and.... well, this is a might embarassing here...... I either BUY a few ready-made pies from the frozen section, OR.... I buy a few packs of those ready-made piecrust shells. Then I buy some fillings, apple pie filling, cherry pie filling, whatever. THEN I go home and make the pies.

Those piecrust shells usually come in packs of three, so buy two packs.... three for the pie bottoms, and three to make the tops. :D

Assemble the three pies..... oh for fuck sakes pour the pie fillings into the shells, cover them with the other shells, preheat the oven to what, 350? I don't know, 350 sounds fine to me.... then shove the pies in. Wait about 15 minutes and then turn down the oven heat to 300 or so.... then wait another 20 or 30 minutes. WATCH THOSE FUCKING PIES, don't burn em. If you see the crust edges getting a bit brown then it's getting to be time to shut down the heat.

Let em cool down for a bit, then get on top of your favorite one and start fucking it. :D

HAHAHA, this was the best paragraph. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hit me up, I sale short chimps

watch your back shoehorn

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Bring it on.

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clean hammers don't require tetanus shots after being with with them... so swing away

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damn' i haven't learned that yet...

just go buy a premade pie from safeway, then take it out of the box and pretend you made it... done...

I made a caramel pie earlier this evening but I think I cooked it too long.

Caramel-apple? Now THERE'S some good pie-fucking. :D

Speaking of Pie, I need to make some pumpkin pie. I live that, and can not find it around here.

Yeah pumpkin pie kicks ass, seems like all seasonal stuff kicks ass.

They sell pumpkin pie filling at the grocery store. My pie-making method works for that kind too.

same here, i want to learn how to make egg pie.. my fave

Egg pie? Never heard of it.

What is it?


You mean quiche? :D

I love apple pie.. time to head to the bakery.

I can make it, pie is my favorite :)

I think she means egg custard pie. I make them for my dad all the time. They're his favorite but they make me want to gag.

get a frozen one and put it in the oven and it will smell all homemade. :)