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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872
    #1

    If I knew how to make pie

    I would.
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978
      #2
      Chimps could make pie

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        • sonofsam
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          • Dec 2004
          • 18647
          #3
          same fucking here..... god i love the smell of fresh apple pie

          (was gonna insert pic of american pie scene of the guy fucking the pie, but couldn't find it)
          I like turtles.

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            • Shoehorn!
              Die With Your Boots On
              • Oct 2003
              • 22872
              #4
              Originally posted by spunky
              Chimps could make pie
              Know where I can get one?

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                • Shoehorn!
                  Die With Your Boots On
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 22872
                  #5
                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                  same fucking here..... god i love the smell of fresh apple pie

                  (was gonna insert pic of american pie scene of the guy fucking the pie, but couldn't find it)
                  I would make one for other reasons, but to each their own.

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                    • sonofsam
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 18647
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Shoehorn
                      I would make one for other reasons, but to each their own.
                      you would?

                      ..... oh.... well...... yah... me too...


                      ...

                      ..shit
                      I like turtles.

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978
                          #7
                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                          same fucking here..... god i love the smell of fresh apple pie

                          (was gonna insert pic of american pie scene of the guy fucking the pie, but couldn't find it)
                          I was thinking of the same thing...hot apple pie that is

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                            • DWB
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 31779
                              #8
                              I can't cook or bake a damn thing. I'm just plain sorry. The only pie I can make is a creampie. lol

                              Though my ex-girlfriend owns a gourmet sweets company with her mom... OMG!!! The best deserts ever.

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                                • CDSmith
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                                  • May 2001
                                  • 51460
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                                  (was gonna insert pic of american pie scene of the guy fucking the pie, but couldn't find it)
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                                    • sonofsam
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                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 18647
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                      hahaha, one of your best posts
                                      I like turtles.

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                                        • Shoehorn!
                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 22872
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                          The only pie I can make is a creampie. lol

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                                            • Chio The Pirate
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 946
                                              #12
                                              YARGH! I be hungry for pie.

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                                                • CDSmith
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                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 51460
                                                  #13
                                                  You guys want to know how I make pie? I'm no baker by a long shot..... for me it's all about the barbecue, and cooking food, meals, steaks, roasts, burgers, stews etc. But baking? Forget it.

                                                  So.... whenever I've felt the need to make pies, I go to the grocery store and.... well, this is a might embarassing here...... I either BUY a few ready-made pies from the frozen section, OR.... I buy a few packs of those ready-made piecrust shells. Then I buy some fillings, apple pie filling, cherry pie filling, whatever. THEN I go home and make the pies.

                                                  Those piecrust shells usually come in packs of three, so buy two packs.... three for the pie bottoms, and three to make the tops. :D

                                                  Assemble the three pies..... oh for fuck sakes pour the pie fillings into the shells, cover them with the other shells, preheat the oven to what, 350? I don't know, 350 sounds fine to me.... then shove the pies in. Wait about 15 minutes and then turn down the oven heat to 300 or so.... then wait another 20 or 30 minutes. WATCH THOSE FUCKING PIES, don't burn em. If you see the crust edges getting a bit brown then it's getting to be time to shut down the heat.

                                                  Let em cool down for a bit, then get on top of your favorite one and start fucking it. :D
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                                                    • Shoehorn!
                                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 22872
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                      Assemble the three pies..... oh for fuck sakes pour the pie fillings into the shells, cover them with the other shells, preheat the oven to what, 350? I don't know, 350 sounds fine to me.... then shove the pies in. Wait about 15 minutes and then turn down the oven heat to 300 or so.... then wait another 20 or 30 minutes. WATCH THOSE FUCKING PIES, don't burn em. If you see the crust edges getting a bit brown then it's getting to be time to shut down the heat.
                                                      HAHAHA, this was the best paragraph.

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                                                        • Antonio
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                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 14136
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Shoehorn
                                                          Know where I can get one?
                                                          hit me up, I sale short chimps

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                                                            • sonofsam
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                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 18647
                                                              #16
                                                              watch your back shoehorn

                                                              I like turtles.

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                                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 22872
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                  watch your back shoehorn

                                                                  Bring it on.

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                                                                    • sonofsam
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 18647
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Shoehorn
                                                                      Bring it on.

                                                                      clean hammers don't require tetanus shots after being with with them... so swing away

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                                                                        • sniperwolf
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                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                          • 17743
                                                                          #19
                                                                          damn' i haven't learned that yet...
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                                                                            • sonofsam
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 18647
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by sniperwolf
                                                                              damn' i haven't learned that yet...
                                                                              just go buy a premade pie from safeway, then take it out of the box and pretend you made it... done...
                                                                              I like turtles.

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                                                                                • Holly
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                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 10017
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I made a caramel pie earlier this evening but I think I cooked it too long.
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                                                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Caramel-apple? Now THERE'S some good pie-fucking. :D
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                                                                                        • pornguy
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                                                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Speaking of Pie, I need to make some pumpkin pie. I live that, and can not find it around here.
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                                                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 22872
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                              Speaking of Pie, I need to make some pumpkin pie. I live that, and can not find it around here.
                                                                                              Yeah pumpkin pie kicks ass, seems like all seasonal stuff kicks ass.

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                                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                  • 51460
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  They sell pumpkin pie filling at the grocery store. My pie-making method works for that kind too.
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                                                                                                    • naugthygUrL
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                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      same here, i want to learn how to make egg pie.. my fave

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                                                                                                        • CDSmith
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                                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                                          • 51460
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Egg pie? Never heard of it.

                                                                                                          What is it?


                                                                                                          You mean quiche? :D
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                                                                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I love apple pie.. time to head to the bakery.


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                                                                                                                • wildgirl
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                                                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                                                  • 2554
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I can make it, pie is my favorite
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                                                                                                                    • Holly
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                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                      • 10017
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                                      Egg pie? Never heard of it.

                                                                                                                      What is it?


                                                                                                                      You mean quiche? :D
                                                                                                                      I think she means egg custard pie. I make them for my dad all the time. They're his favorite but they make me want to gag.
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                                                                                                                        • MandyBlake
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                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          get a frozen one and put it in the oven and it will smell all homemade.
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