I cant get any work done...
 

...because of the 800lb woman upstairs!! She must be doing "Sweatin to the Oldies" all day and all night. How about you stand still for one flippin' second for christ sake!!!

(Note to self: never get a downstairs apartment again)

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i'm sorry to hear that. get some headphones and listen to classical music.

Break into her apartment tonight and cut the cord off her TV. She'll never figure it out. :1orglaugh

Just pray one day she doesn't fall through and crush you.

Cuz that would be bad.

Yeah, It is always best to live on the top floor.

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become a broom lady
... you know the broom lady who always bangs on the cieling

go up there and slap that big bitch...

The funny thing is I've seen her and she's average size... I don't get it.

some people are annoying and walk with their heels and make a shitload of noise

Put your speakers about a foot away from the ceiling and crank up some Ozzy

hell no!!! cut the whole electric lines in her appartment.. the next day.. she'd be out jogging and might even sleep with some friends house... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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ugh, that sucks

Here's an idea, buy the bitch some super soft soled slippers(like the ones ya get at Walmart) and give them to her as a neighbourly gesture? Or you could just seek revenge and wait till early hrs of the morning and then put a porno on or some freaky metal music and turn it up as loud as it goes. Do it every day till she decides to move!
Just a thought. LOL