I have a special guest here with me... (PIC)
 

wiseman: Yoda

He will be answering any question you have for him about anything...

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/yoda01.jpg

ask away :thumbsup

Hi Yoda... When is Al taking me fishing?

fishing soon... you will do.

do you like SmutLounge.Com???

very wise and creative... smutlounge is.

Yoda, you're 900 years old but you don't look a day past 800. How do you do it?

do you like bananas

masturbation...mm... i do many of.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh



my question : is the tumbleweed going to make a comeback?

what was anakin and padme's favorite sexual position?

bananas I like... in my soup.

yoda, do you masterbate? they say it's good output! it lifts the spirit...

Why didn't you help the poor Cambodian Midget Fighting League?

never left... did the tumbleweed.

When construct properly sentences will you do?

Boxers or Briefs?

anakin gay... he was.

real father to twins... i am.

jerk or jerk not... there is no try.

in debt... i am.

must stop.. the smoking crack.

Ah I read you :winkwink: Wise you are!

thanks Yoda!

900 year old sperm still knows how to swim I see.

yoda youre a fag

funny thread, LMAO!

Greeting old wise one,

I fear Texas Dreams is secretly polluting minds with his dancing banans. You might have noticed that most of his posts include a personalized banana of the person he his speaking to. Could this be just a harmless reminder to that person that he/she has one of their own? Is it nothing more than a cry for attention? Maybe he feels that once the banana fad dies, he will be forgotten. In any case Master, we should unite the forces of good and prepare for battle.

my dog looks like yoda!
http://www.shortythedog.com/images/mypics1/DSCN0624.jpg

free ball... the best way.

to know one... takes one.

corporate takeover... it will.

good one. +1

cute one.. you have.

hi! Yoda are you gay?lol :)