From the Desk of Mr. Juicy D. Links "Bump N Grind " Party
 

I will be at the door with a clipboard. You have to be on the LIST.

Girls you get in no matter what .

Guys: Cologne CODE is in full force. NO BRUT or MUSK , if i smell i ton you you wont get in. You need COLOGNE on to enter. Any male without cologne will not be admitted.

whatever happened to pheromones?

now we have to walk around smelling like a fucking new york taxi cab pine comb?

Sounds good juicy, any prefrences on cologne? ;) ;)

Juicy, to claify is Aqua Velva on the Blacklist for this party? and if so
could I pass through the gate wearing Old Spice if I bring a pre approved MILF as an arm piece?

damn colone........ ;) I still smell it after 2 months, please avoid my during next show

No Aqua Velva is on the banned list also OLD SPICE. Milf will get in no problem. As long as they have boobs and vagina they are in.

Please get some better cologne. Ill let you know whats good:

Curve
Cool Water
Drakkar

to name a few

How about Drakkar Noir?


edit: I see your new post.

Is Romance on the approved list?

Hai Karate ok?

Why do you guys have to ask juicy about cologne ? Just go in a store, see wich one you like . It's not the same for everybody ...

Hmmmmm. Let me check real quick

Aqua Velva -blacklist

Brut- nah

Chaz- hmmm not this party

Denim- not formal enough

Espada- I don't have much left and want to conserve this

Old Spice- Not on apporved list.

IVe got it!!!!! I wear a old school favorite. The ladies can't resist a man in
Hai Karate

Thanks for the heads up Juicy.

Only if it was a GAY party.

What about curve?

http://www.airek.com/gfy/bumpngrindfront.jpg
http://www.airek.com/gfy/bumpngrindback32.jpg

I'm soooo there, Juicy! I can't wait.

they jsut have to wear the approved ones. i heard that juicy the door guy is a tough cookie and can't be bought we it comes to 7337 parties.
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