FLESHLIGHT SEMINAR at cybernet expo show. A HOW to, featuring ME
 

Hi,

For those who don't know me, my name is Pete Vigamallan, but my friends call me Vagisil. it just a cooler name. I don't know if some of you saw the problems i had with my Fleshlight here about a month back, but it got pretty ugly. Basically, I accidently turned my pretty baby from a hot white vixen box, to a caucasian asian sensation using a little turpentine to clean her after a good shellacking one night.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ght=turpentine

The instructions never said you couldn't use turpentine.

So, with that being a biggie problem, I'm thinking we should have a seminar at the show in San Diego. I will be giving private one on one seminars throughout the cybernet show to all the guys who want to bring their Fleshlights for some hands on instructions. By appointment only please. So, please reserve your time slots now.

We will cover

Proper lubing - I have recently switched to motor oil, it won't stain her, like the KY did. Fuck that company!

Cleaning - How to get the man puree out of her when its over

Storage - How to hide her so your parents don't accidently discover your "girlfriend"

Support - For those of you who have lost a Fleshlight and are still coping

And much more. ICQ me for details.

See you at the show.

PETE-VAGISIL

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Hello mr Vagisal how are you?

you're not a real man until you get a real doll

Do you know this from experience ;)

this is on disturbing psot

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