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Funky Bastard 06-08-2005 08:05 AM

I just applied for $100,000 dollar business loan!
 
Google here I come baby!

Juicy D. Links 06-08-2005 08:05 AM

i d i o t ..........

sonofsam 06-08-2005 08:07 AM

lets just pretend for one minute that the loan officer is high on acid and approves your loan...

i hope you're stupid enough to ask for it in cash and when you walk out of the bank get jacked... and then spend your entire life repaying 100K + Interest for nothing

:thumbsup

polish_aristocrat 06-08-2005 08:07 AM

:eek7 :eek7 :eek7

MattO 06-08-2005 08:08 AM

I applied for a 1 billion dollar fucking around loan.

Funky Bastard 06-08-2005 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
i d i o t ..........

I am only 22 so if I fuck it up and go broke I can get a high paying job and get out of it from livein on beans a rice But I have allways said if a loan makes you money then do it.

sonofsam 06-08-2005 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO
I applied for a 1 billion dollar fucking around loan.

I applied for a 1 trillion dollar loan... and i'm going to the casino with it

sonofsam 06-08-2005 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
I am only 22 so if I fuck it up and go broke I can get a high paying job and get out of it from livein on beans a rice But I have allways said if a loan makes you money then do it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


what the fuuuuckkkk are you talking about?

okay there Bill Gates Jr. good luck with that :thumbsup

Funky Bastard 06-08-2005 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


what the fuuuuckkkk are you talking about?

okay there Bill Gates Jr. good luck with that :thumbsup

Fuck luck I got'z a plan nigga!

pornprotege 06-08-2005 08:11 AM

Without a solid and proper business or economic structure im willing to bet $100,000 :P

sonofsam 06-08-2005 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
Fuck luck I got'z a plan nigga!

this coming from the guy who was

1.) busted lying about owning a ferrari
2.) telling gfy his family is part of the mafia
3.) asking gfy how much a kilo of coke is
4.) infinite other stupid things

you also "had a plan" to make gfy think you are cool by telling them you own a ferrari, and that worked out great huh? :1orglaugh

g'night penis head :thumbsup

hova 06-08-2005 08:14 AM

spend it wisely

flirty 06-08-2005 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
I am only 22 so if I fuck it up and go broke I can get a high paying job and get out of it from livein on beans a rice But I have allways said if a loan makes you money then do it.

you made a good point kid :thumbsup


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Funky Bastard 06-08-2005 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
this coming from the guy who was

1.) busted lying about owning a ferrari
2.) telling gfy his family is part of the mafia
3.) asking gfy how much a kilo of coke is
4.) infinite other stupid things

you also "had a plan" to make gfy think you are cool by telling them you own a ferrari, and that worked out great huh? :1orglaugh

g'night penis head :thumbsup


Number 1 was a joke and the rest is real.

sonofsam 06-08-2005 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
Number 1 was a joke and the rest is real.

it only became a "joke" after your "look at my ferrari" thread reached page 5 and people caught on that you didn't even own it...

how convenient huh? :1orglaugh

NTSS 06-08-2005 08:17 AM

Anyone can apply for a loan...question is did you get it?

MattO 06-08-2005 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
I can get a high paying job


Newsflash: Wendy's isn't "high paying"

Funky Bastard 06-08-2005 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
it only became a "joke" after your "look at my ferrari" thread reached page 5 and people caught on that you didn't even own it...

how convenient huh? :1orglaugh

You were not even part of this forum when it happen and that was over a year ago my first post on this board. :2 cents:

Funky Bastard 06-08-2005 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTSS
Anyone can apply for a loan...question is did you get it?

I will know in 2 to 4 hours

sonofsam 06-08-2005 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
You were not even part of this forum when it happen and that was over a year ago my first post on this board. :2 cents:

this is by far the best thread you ever made, claiming someone from playboy asked if they could work for you because they saw your TGP :1orglaugh

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

Quote:

Originally Posted by POV Porn guy
Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
Originally Posted by JaceXXX
UPDATED LIST EVERYONE!!!!

The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes
a.k.a. Funky Bastard
a.k.a. kak_azn
a.k.a. HKS
a.k.a. JimmyBones
-----------------------------------------------------------
The first post - 05-13-04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461

Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit - 06/17/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948

Whoring himself out for $5/hour - 07/06/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430

Trying to get work again - 07/12/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=324966

Trying to get someone to give him a free domain - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881

Calling Rick Latona a scumbag - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925

Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread - 07/24/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500

He was jacking off and came on his ear - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906

He leaves GFY for good - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105

Stupid joke (and he didn't leave) - 07/29/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=333046

The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread - 07/31/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219

Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN - 08/07/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727

Claiming that he hates hahahahahahas - 04/10/05 -
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069

Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379

Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883

Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123

bitching about not getting his sig money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674

wondering who is into atm on the board
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885

registering a porns website
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=393934

his petition to ban me
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949

selling proxy lists
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436

trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366

wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422

trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005

Wondering why he has to file taxes
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405

Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

Asking for investors
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920

wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185

Begging for money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521


Funky Bastard 06-08-2005 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
this is by far the best thread you ever made, claiming someone from playboy asked if they could work for you because they saw your TGP :1orglaugh

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

That was true but I did kind of sound pretty ghey not a very good thread by me at all.

DeadFidel 06-08-2005 08:24 AM

100K wow! This is what it can buy you.

http://www.we-buy-houses-tampa.com/images/Ugly-h1.jpg

DutchTeenCash 06-08-2005 08:25 AM

amazing how little some ppl know bout how to run a biz...

Funky Bastard 06-08-2005 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx
amazing how little some ppl know bout how to run a biz...

What you dont think I got'z a business plan nigga! I got my shit'z tight yo I'll be ballen dogg like p-diddy!

polish_aristocrat 06-08-2005 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
What you dont think I got'z a business plan nigga! I got my shit'z tight yo I'll be ballen dogg like p-diddy!

:glugglug

fris 06-08-2005 08:30 AM

hey if you get the loan then you can finally afford to pay for a paid tgp script :)

Funky Bastard 06-08-2005 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris
hey if you get the loan then you can finally afford to pay for a paid tgp script :)

Now wouldent that be something!!!

Mrs. Lenny2 06-08-2005 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
this coming from the guy who was

1.) busted lying about owning a ferrari
2.) telling gfy his family is part of the mafia
3.) asking gfy how much a kilo of coke is
4.) infinite other stupid things

you also "had a plan" to make gfy think you are cool by telling them you own a ferrari, and that worked out great huh?

g'night penis head

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
Number 1 was a joke and the rest is real.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

candyflip 06-08-2005 08:33 AM

Going to buy more *sz.com domain names?

FilthyRob 06-08-2005 08:33 AM

I could use 100 grand

Jace 06-08-2005 08:33 AM

oh wow, i have a feeling this thread is going to go down in history right along with the "w00t, i got a domain" and the ferrari one

Funky Bastard 06-08-2005 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX
oh wow, i have a feeling this thread is going to go down in history right along with the "w00t, i got a domain" and the ferrari one

Maken history is my life and oneday when I takeover the industry you will see the light!

candyflip 06-08-2005 08:39 AM

Don't Dream It, Be It!

http://www.kultur-fibel-magazin.de/I...ror-1-html.jpg

loverboy 06-08-2005 08:44 AM

stop the weed

:smokin

Funky Bastard 06-08-2005 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loverboy
stop the weed

:smokin


All day All long nigga :pimp

BaldBastard 06-08-2005 08:50 AM

Why have $100k when you can have unlimited?

http://www.baldbastard.com/shit/gfy.jpg

Thats why Im Mr Bastard and your just boy ;p

Funky Bastard 06-08-2005 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard
Why have $100k when you can have unlimited?

http://www.baldbastard.com/shit/gfy.jpg

Thats why Im Mr Bastard and your just boy ;p

I dont need unlimited I'll work my way up to that point all in do time my friend.

Nysus 06-08-2005 08:58 AM

Let us know what interest $ you'll have to pay each month..

Matt

Manowar 06-08-2005 09:02 AM

hahahah you never fail to amaze me kak_azn

Sosa 06-08-2005 09:03 AM

lol wtf. goodluck

DutchTeenCash 06-08-2005 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
What you dont think I got'z a business plan nigga! I got my shit'z tight yo I'll be ballen dogg like p-diddy!

gettin a 100k loan on a personal title isnt what Id call a plan

tranza 06-08-2005 09:38 AM

How about banning the troll...

MandyBlake 06-08-2005 10:09 AM

that is a huge loan for google.

BastarD 06-08-2005 10:13 AM

holy shit, captain!
I just applied for a special room in one of the best mental hospitals out there specially for you.

stev0 06-08-2005 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
You were not even part of this forum when it happen and that was over a year ago my first post on this board. :2 cents:

What your point?

Donny 06-08-2005 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
I will know in 2 to 4 hours

The answer will undoubtedly be "no".

Rui 06-08-2005 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
this coming from the guy who was

1.) busted lying about owning a ferrari
2.) telling gfy his family is part of the mafia
3.) asking gfy how much a kilo of coke is
4.) infinite other stupid things

you also "had a plan" to make gfy think you are cool by telling them you own a ferrari, and that worked out great huh? :1orglaugh

g'night penis head :thumbsup

He couldn't even get a $1000 loan, let alone 100k... :1orglaugh

Dalai lama 06-08-2005 10:35 AM

Congrats.

adonthenet 06-08-2005 10:39 AM

Good luck..1

polish_aristocrat 06-08-2005 01:14 PM

update please


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