I wish i had a Vagina.
 

If i did i would have a cucmber in it now

I would have a watermelon i'm a little bigger:)

hahahahahahahahaa

Be grateful you have a anus..

Use that. Its just as good.

Boneprone approved.

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As a man, surely you've become accustomed to dealing with what life has dealt you.

You have an asshole.

Use it.

I am getting my lube now

WTF?????? :1orglaugh
http://www.mrnuke.com/wsupics/1st&2nd/cucumber.jpg

What about blindness?

lol juicy :)

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im surprised noone posted this yet:

http://www.edenfantasys.com/SexToysB...s_DJ061000.jpg

http://www.hjorleifson.com/skufty/0004.JPG

you now have skufty's interest

lol wouldnt that be nicE?

this thread needs to be seen by the day people :1orglaugh

if I had a vagina the money I would make lol

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Team Juicy in Brazil must be getting bored and drunk.

why not take a smaller vegetable, perhaps a green bean, spread your meatus and start shoving.

hahahaha, classic! I got a vagina but no cucumber handy.
Juicy, if you had a vagina none of us would ever see u again.hahahaha

That's a huge pussy

if i had a vagina, i'd be a girl

:Oh crap