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Redrob 06-06-2005 07:55 PM

What is the stinkiest thing you ever smelled?
 
Dead fish, roadkill, burning tires, Beaumont, farts, bad pussy, stinky cheese,

What is the worse you can remember.....I need it for an experiment. LOL!

mrthumbs 06-06-2005 07:56 PM

cat shit... trust me on that one.

pxxx 06-06-2005 07:57 PM

I think it is all different types of shit, human, cat, dog.

Harmon 06-06-2005 07:57 PM

I once took a diarreah dump on a plate after a night of heavy beer drinking and eating 2 dozen deviled eggs and then smashed it into my face just for the fuck of it. That didn't smell too nice :2 cents:

bringer 06-06-2005 07:58 PM

my farts after eating fig newtons

sniperwolf 06-06-2005 07:58 PM

dead rat...pseudomonas...they're killing me

Harmon 06-06-2005 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer
my farts after eating fig newtons

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MGPspots 06-06-2005 08:02 PM

My fridge broke one summer and I couldn't be buggered to get it fixed so I just left it closed without emptying it. After two months I finally had the guts to open it with a mask on my face.... Smell was indescribable

TDF 06-06-2005 08:02 PM

cat fart

Spunky 06-06-2005 08:07 PM

A dead body... :(

Psychicpsycho 06-06-2005 08:08 PM

my ex-boyfriend's dog, period. this thing stank like it was full of shit. it was so full of shit, you could have lay it in the dirt and grown another one just like it.

NTSS 06-06-2005 08:08 PM

Gangrene

Redrob 06-06-2005 08:38 PM

Come on guy and gals, I know you know stink when you smell it.....

I really need to know "WORLD CLASS STINK", not yesterday's smells.

Gimme your nose ruining, run puking, distance hurling, worst smells....

I know you got them lurking in you mind...how could you ever forget THAT smell!

Vitasoy 06-06-2005 08:44 PM

My grandma's own brewed feterlizer..

sniperwolf 06-06-2005 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTSS
Gangrene

oh yeah ... that's full of pseudomonas...sucks :helpme

Spunky 06-06-2005 08:46 PM

Fish fertilizer

Martin 06-06-2005 08:47 PM

Yeah dead people stink. I mean really fuggin bad.

controlit 06-06-2005 08:47 PM

a bottle of water I left in my car for a year...almost drank out of it...

Paraskass 06-06-2005 08:48 PM

had to be bad pussy

:(

Antonio 06-06-2005 08:49 PM

just go to the nearest Italian restaurant and order pasta 'tria formage' (sp) - you'll remember the smell for the rest of your natural life

Redrob 06-06-2005 08:55 PM

Vietnamese Fish Sauce, Natto (fermented beans) from Japan, Benjo ditches, The Honey Truck, Curry cooking, dried squid strips, low tide......thing I remember from the Orient.

sickkittens 06-06-2005 08:56 PM

Dead, rotting animals or shit from old people at a hospital I worked at years ago.

Herb Kornfield 06-06-2005 08:58 PM

Coney Island ave near avenue H when its really humid or just really hot for a few days.

All you can smell is cat piss and curry from the Indian projects there, its unbelieveably awful and something that you'll never forget no matter how hard you try.

Love Brokers 06-06-2005 08:59 PM

Toss up when I was a copper in L.A. Investigating month old dead body in a tightly closed "dive" apartment in summertime. Fucking cadaver liquified. The other was a "rape kit" sample taken from some black chick in Hollywood. Doctor pulled "something" from deep inside her snatch that made him and his two nurses puke violently and my partner and I bolted from the waiting room to outside of Hollwood Recieving! Never did want to know what the lab results were! :throwup :throwup It was a hellasious fucking odor!!!!!!!!!!!

sickkittens 06-06-2005 09:00 PM

I also just played a baseball game next to a sewage plant this weekend on a 95 degree day. That wasn't fun.

Kenny B! 06-06-2005 09:08 PM

Burning flesh and hair takes the cake! Cat shit is pretty bad too!

Furious_Female 06-06-2005 09:56 PM

A skunk sprayed outside my office window one night. OMG the smell was so potent, I could taste it :disgust I was gagging!!

TheGoldenChild 06-06-2005 10:07 PM

My brother had some stuff he would feed his plants called
"Fish Oil"
It is enough to make someone puke.
Next to that I'd have to say that some raw chicken that I had thrown out in my garbage can a week before trash pickup became the most nauseating thing I had ever smelled in my life-
Worse than a dead body but eerily similar.

SilverTab 06-06-2005 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs
cat shit... trust me on that one.


yup...my cat stink like a mofo...

I once poked a dead marmot with a stick...it has probably been dead for a while, my stick went right through the skin like butter...

the smell was uber-powerfull...

gecko 06-06-2005 10:18 PM

Rotten pussy.........

Agnosticism 06-06-2005 10:34 PM

Physical therapy ward in a hospital. Burn vicitims have to wade in the pool and people with missing appendages have to stick it boiling water. So pretty much you smell rotten flesh and burn victims not to mention the blood curling screams. Hell

reynold 06-07-2005 12:32 AM

A rotten rat!

Pretty_Lara 06-07-2005 12:56 AM

tramps smell, shit smells...
but i hate a smell of fried herring with garlic...disgusting... used to have jewish neighbours

xenigo 06-07-2005 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agnosticism
Physical therapy ward in a hospital. Burn vicitims have to wade in the pool and people with missing appendages have to stick it boiling water. So pretty much you smell rotten flesh and burn victims not to mention the blood curling screams. Hell

Why would someone with a missing appendage have to stick it in boiling water? :Oh crap

naugthygUrL 06-07-2005 01:12 AM

dead rat, ewww bad smell

Mental Ernie 06-07-2005 01:13 AM

pussy that smelled like sweat really bad
made me fucking gag

taibo 06-07-2005 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
I once took a diarreah dump on a plate after a night of heavy beer drinking and eating 2 dozen deviled eggs and then smashed it into my face just for the fuck of it. That didn't smell too nice :2 cents:


:1orglaugh

juve20 06-07-2005 01:18 AM

shitty smell's!! By "bad pussy" do you guys mean pussy that's not been washed??

tony

CDSmith 06-07-2005 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
A dead body... :(

This is the correct answer.

Back in the mid-80's I worked for a brief time in the ambulance bay at the hospital, and one day the morgue van brought in a dead rotting corpse that had been found out in a field in the springtime. They figured the person had been dead for about 3 months, and the corpse was brought in in two green garbage bags.

I asked one of the morgue attendants what the other smaller bag was for..... he said "This is the guy's head"


People trust ME on this one...... the smell of that dead rotting human body IS the worst smell you will ever smell in your life, period. The entire emergency room area had to be aired-out for days to get rid of that stench it was so bad.

Hope to hell you never have to smell that smell. When someone on TV talks about the "stink of death", they are referring to that stink.

gangbangjoe 06-07-2005 02:12 AM

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SomeCreep 06-07-2005 02:16 AM

The stinkiest thing I've ever smelt was a stink bomb I threw in an auditorium, back in 3rd grade, during a play. The stink bomb came in a tiny glass container and was filled with yellow liquid. You would throw it on the ground to break the glass, and the smell was enough to make you vomit :glugglug

Stamen 06-07-2005 03:29 AM

My friend bought a house in Carson City that was right next to the sewage treatment plant, or as he called it "Lake Turdley".

Get a good wind and his house was fucking rancid.

That and Idaho, as far as I'm concerned all of Idaho smells like shit because of their potato farming.

SquireMD 06-07-2005 03:34 AM

beta-mercapto ethanol (BME)

More Booze 06-07-2005 03:35 AM

The animals at Sleazy's petting zoo :(

Ross 06-07-2005 03:51 AM

My morning farts! My girlfriend runs for cover when I wake up :)

jscott 06-07-2005 04:44 AM

bourbon street!!!!!

Violetta 06-07-2005 04:52 AM

Shit!!!!

Jakke PNG 06-07-2005 04:54 AM

I was in the army and I did something stupid and was made to do the dishes. Well, someone had forgotten a 'can' of mashed potatoes in the sun for a few days. When I opened the container to wash it.. oh my fucking god. I puked my guts out. It was fucking HORRIBLE. Worst smell I have ever even imagined (I have no desire to smell dead people).

TurboAngel 06-07-2005 04:56 AM

Cat shit, I puke and change the litter everyday.

:helpme

Jakke PNG 06-07-2005 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
I was in the army and I did something stupid and was made to do the dishes. Well, someone had forgotten a 'can' of mashed potatoes in the sun for a few days. When I opened the container to wash it.. oh my fucking god. I puked my guts out. It was fucking HORRIBLE. Worst smell I have ever even imagined (I have no desire to smell dead people).

..oh, I'd rather clean my dogs diarrhoea with my bare hands rather than go through that again.
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