New Pope wants ban on divorce, birth control, and gay marriage
 

Pope Benedict, in his first clear pronouncement on gay marriages since his election, on Monday condemned same-sex unions as fake and expressions of "anarchic freedom" that threatened the future of the family.

The Pope, who was elected in April, also condemned divorce, artificial birth control, trial marriages and free-style unions, saying all of these practices were dangerous for the family

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...pope_gays_dc_3

What century is this guy living in? :1orglaugh

the battle is long from over.

he comes soon: Zombie Pope

LOL

what a fruitcake.

how surprising

But I'm sure those pedos will still be touching little boys...

Idiots.

anarchic freedom?

yea....

but so what?

Holy shit!

oh my..... :Oh crap

nothing like a joke about how it is in reality :1orglaugh

Haha...Those guys are so fuckin' funny...

I want a ban on new popes....actually popes in general

King Hippo rules!

the world wil lbe a better place with these little roots of evil

Yeah a ban on birth control is a great idea.


:disgust :disgust :disgust :disgust :disgust

Ban on divorce...lol...

JP the 2nd said the same thing. Welcome to Catholicism.

wooooorrrd :thumbsup

What the heck is a trial marriage? "Join marital bliss for 3 days, if you cancel before the 3 days are over, you will not be charged!" WTF

If he goes off the deepend the church will continue its long spiral downward. They are not running a very good business there.

Ban on divorce, ban this ban that. Ban ban ban.

Electing that pope was the reichous thing to do

hahahahahahaha . . . oh, except I agree with him on the no divorce thing - at least when you've gone ahead and had children . . . no one understands dealing with the consequences of their actions anymore

LOL. but little mack will kick his ass easily. Belly button is the weak spot :1orglaugh

Pope Palpatine is already starting shit.

http://www.buzzflash.com/analysis/04...emperor350.jpg

man the pop has really got to roll with times.. that's insane.. they are only pushing young people away from the religion..

So even though my ex-left the house and she became a drug addict I am supposed to have stayed married to her FOREVER? Fuck off dickface.

this is news?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh that's for sure

He's our last hope! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh