marry me?
 

any takers?

Marriage sux.

What's in it for me? *grin*

as long as we don't sign a prenup :Graucho

Promise to put out at least twice per day sweety?
WG

marriage is great if you find the right person

Nice one! :1orglaugh

do I get to keep the dog? :upsidedow

Is there a prenup involved?

Useless without at least 1 pic

You've never seen a pic of Sleazy?

You should write out a job description and post an application, lol.

how much?

:thumbsup My ex husband hated that! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

But, on a serious note, anyone would be lucky to have Scott, he's a sweetheart!!!!!!!!!! (just likes to hide it!)

you will have to divorce the cheeseburger first. :2 cents:

He'd have to put up with my three little monsters, too, haha, but I'm a helluva cook. :)

i dont think he wants *cough* (baggage) *cough*.

i pass...

LOLOL, it's ok, I'm not divorced yet anyway. :upsidedow

You can get a cheap russian wife or thai wife on the net nowdays

I guess he finds a lot of pleasure in playing an illiterate asshole. :) Oh well, who am I to judge him for the choices he makes? :1orglaugh

I think I'm gonna get me a Russian bride. It would be nice to have someone to do all the cooking and cleaning.

Sorry I'm taken...

I would but only if ya get some of these..


http://www.turboface.com/misc/afftanktop1.jpg

I wouldn't marry Sleazy if he were the last man on earth. Then again, if he were the last man on earth I'd be dead...
(or in space)

can we build a porn empire together? I am requiring that in whoever becomes my next husband.

i'm interested.