The fire alarm in my condo went off...
 

...while I was on the can! Had to wait outside for half an hour til we could go back in. Blah!

so did you atleast finish?

did you wipe?

Yes. It was very uncomfortable though. This hot blonde was talking to me and I couldnt sit still. I think she thought I was a crack head or something.

shit happens..lol

LoL! Nice story there buddy...

haha i hate having to leave in mid-wipe... or wiping but not getting it all because you're in a hurry... then you've got a shitty ass all night.. fucking pisses me off so much

rofl :1orglaugh

LOL. When I lived in Minnesota I was playing SOCOM one evening and I was invading an enemy camp when their alarms went off. I had the surround sound cranked and I was thinking, damn that is pretty fucking realistic. About 5 minutes later I hear sirens coming down the road and stopping outside my apartment building so I pause the game to check out what's happening. The 'alarm' that I thought was in the game didn't go off. Doh! There was a goddamn fire in the building and here I am heading out as the firefighters are coming up the stairs. The fire chief pulled me aside and asked what the hell I was still doing in there. "Didn't you hear the alarm?" I don't think he bought my story that I thought it was part of my video game.

:(