Do you masturbate in front of your pets?
 

If so, do you feel bad when they see you ?

you cheated on your cat ?

my dog licks my hands clean when im finished :)

This topic is sick :1orglaugh

Fuck me drunk

I let it lick a place so it wont even have to come on my hands!!! :thumbsup

super efficient

oh shit *lol I just laughed my ass off on that question :1orglaugh

No. They look at me funny and I have no idea what they might say in the afterlife if they can. Besides... they act like they want to join in.

...Quietly squeezing one off into a paper towel under the covers :glugglug

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ?

Sure. But I can't stand it when my dog stares at me when I take a dump. I close the door.

I dont think my goldfish care :1orglaugh

hahahah!

ahahaha I know how you feel, my cat always comes in and walks around the pot :helpme

so you are into this kind of thing?
comes as no surprise.
http://www.dig18.com/beast2.jpg

thats hot.

got any more ?

I have some sea animals.
I have sex with them two times a day, but on wednesdays always three times.

LOL! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The only way Dork chops gets his pets to play with him is by tying on a pork chop

wtf... my dog does that to me everytime i went home from work... I think it's sweet... :helpme

i feel bad,but i do it anyways :helpme

My best friend when I was growing up used to hock huge loogies on his fingertips and they'd hang down and his dog would come and slurp them up.