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nikad 06-04-2005 08:30 PM

For the next 15 mins, ask anything about women to a woman!
 
Yes, I am here to answer the honest truth, everything you wanted to know.
:)nik

Spunky 06-04-2005 08:31 PM

Does size matter?

nikad 06-04-2005 08:32 PM

50% it is size, 50% it is talent.

chase 06-04-2005 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by nikad
50% it is size, 50% it is talent.

As a woman, I concur

Funky Bastard 06-04-2005 08:33 PM

Are all women Sluts?

GiantGnome 06-04-2005 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by nikad
50% it is size, 50% it is talent.


What about hardness? :Oh crap

sonofsam 06-04-2005 08:34 PM

when we ask whats wrong, and you say nothing.... do we have to ask again? or can we get away with just saying "ok" ? :1orglaugh

JJ Gold 06-04-2005 08:34 PM

Do women really hate bald men? What about guys with hair pieces? I wear a high end unit and most people cannot tell the difference but sometimes it is a pain to keep up the facade.

Thanks for your time.

sonofsam 06-04-2005 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
Are all women Sluts?

you'll never know, virgin. Now stfu.

xlogger 06-04-2005 08:34 PM

You know when girls say they are go both ways. Why are they lying? When you know they have never slept with a girl or like the pussy. They just say it to get attention, and because they know guys love that. Most not all.

Spunky 06-04-2005 08:34 PM

So if I had a 3 inch dink ..it wouldn't matter as long as I was great in the sack?

Squishy 06-04-2005 08:35 PM

Do you really like Megadeth, or are you just trying to fuck me?

Funky Bastard 06-04-2005 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam
you'll never know, virgin. Now stfu.

Nobody was asking your gay ass! now back to my question "Are All women Sluts"?

Tango 06-04-2005 08:36 PM

why are women so moody sometimes?

sometimes they want to get nailed non-stop for days
other times they will virtually kill ya - if you touch em

speaking from a man's perspective - I'll take it any time of the day / night - for months and years on end ;)

nikad 06-04-2005 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
Are all women Sluts?

no, some play the slut, which is different

BillyHoe 06-04-2005 08:36 PM

Why are women such a pain in the ass at times?

Terry 06-04-2005 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
So if I had a 3 inch dink ..it wouldn't matter as long as I was great in the sack?

When she says 50% size and 50% talent .. would that make a 3 incher a 1.5 incher?

Funky Bastard 06-04-2005 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by nikad
no, some play the slut, which is different

Wrong you fail! All Women and girls are sluts! :2 cents:

ProjectNaked 06-04-2005 08:37 PM

why are ALL women only interested in marrage/kids/picket fence/ etc... Is it controlable or does the biological clock completely control you???

:helpme

nikad 06-04-2005 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome
What about hardness? :Oh crap

well, you cannot do much without that...you can't shoot pool with a rope...

nikad 06-04-2005 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
when we ask whats wrong, and you say nothing.... do we have to ask again? or can we get away with just saying "ok" ? :1orglaugh

if we say nothing... something is not going well...but in any case it is always better to shut up, and maybe wait til next day and ask

Lycanthrope 06-04-2005 08:39 PM

should I stop abrubtly and just spit a stray hair out, or should I try to be slick and grab it with my fingers while still maintaining tongue-to-clit contact?

Squishy 06-04-2005 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProjectNaked
why are ALL women only interested in marrage/kids/picket fence/ etc... Is it controlable or does the biological clock completely control you???

:helpme


Oh...that rings true. Where's my money, bitch?!?!

nikad 06-04-2005 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Gold
Do women really hate bald men? What about guys with hair pieces? I wear a high end unit and most people cannot tell the difference but sometimes it is a pain to keep up the facade.

Thanks for your time.

Women consider bald guys to be more virile, in any case, it is better to look natural, than crazy fake hair attempts.

nikad 06-04-2005 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger
You know when girls say they are go both ways. Why are they lying? When you know they have never slept with a girl or like the pussy. They just say it to get attention, and because they know guys love that. Most not all.

That is something only a teenager will say, a woman that goes both ways doesn't preach about it.

nikad 06-04-2005 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
So if I had a 3 inch dink ..it wouldn't matter as long as I was great in the sack?

exactly, you got it right, but you have to show those 3 inches with pride and happiness!

nikad 06-04-2005 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Squishy
Do you really like Megadeth, or are you just trying to fuck me?

huh huh huh?

Spunky 06-04-2005 08:44 PM

Why does it always happen..you ask is there something wrong and women always say nothing...and then freak out on you later on

nikad 06-04-2005 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tango
why are women so moody sometimes?

sometimes they want to get nailed non-stop for days
other times they will virtually kill ya - if you touch em

speaking from a man's perspective - I'll take it any time of the day / night - for months and years on end ;)

We have too many hormones coming and going, I guess sometimes it affects the brain, and other times it is just to have a bit of fun. Permanent moodiness equals constipated women.

nikad 06-04-2005 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BillyHoe
Why are women such a pain in the ass at times?

Because we like to our men to give us a lot of attention :)

Squishy 06-04-2005 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikad
huh huh huh?

You need a Sirius radio, and I'm smokin' hot...so there.

nikad 06-04-2005 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry
When she says 50% size and 50% talent .. would that make a 3 incher a 1.5 incher?

If he has 3 inches and doesn't know what to do with it, yes

nikad 06-04-2005 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
Wrong you fail! All Women and girls are sluts! :2 cents:

No, they can be slutty for a while, but they really want to fall in love. They play the slut to show some power, but just that.

Mike Okitch 06-04-2005 08:50 PM

Should I do my tongue twirl clockwise or counterclockwise?

nikad 06-04-2005 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProjectNaked
why are ALL women only interested in marrage/kids/picket fence/ etc... Is it controlable or does the biological clock completely control you???

:helpme

Some women get really anxious about this, especially if they are in their mid twenties, but there is a biological call that makes us want to have a baby if we are really in love with a man. I guess men live it as a pressure, yet this is the most any woman can give you, if she wants this, she really loves you.
Unless you found the bitch that is after your money.

nikad 06-04-2005 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope
should I stop abrubtly and just spit a stray hair out, or should I try to be slick and grab it with my fingers while still maintaining tongue-to-clit contact?

be slick, but you can also have fun and say wot just happenned and if she has a good sense of humour you will have a blast.

Hey You . . . I Know You! 06-04-2005 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikad
Women consider bald guys to be more virile, in any case, it is better to look natural, than crazy fake hair attempts.


What about a fake beard?

I usually wear a fake (Amish looking) beard and a red bandana when I am trying to ask a girl out. I always thought that they "helped" but maybe you can tell me otherwise?

I also almost always clip on a fake "rat tail" and dress in a clever t-shirt with a funny saying so that I look like I'm on the cutting edge. Please let me know if I am on the right track.

GiantGnome 06-04-2005 08:53 PM

when your date tells you to get lost and says tonight was the worst date she has ever had and she never wants to see you again, is it ok to ask her if you can call her tomorrow?

nikad 06-04-2005 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
Why does it always happen..you ask is there something wrong and women always say nothing...and then freak out on you later on

We tend to have some delayed reactions, guys are more spontaneus than women.

nikad 06-04-2005 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
Should I do my tongue twirl clockwise or counterclockwise?

If you haven't figured that out already, you might consider a monastery - btw wanna buy a paysite account?

ProjectNaked 06-04-2005 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikad
Some women get really anxious about this, especially if they are in their mid twenties, but there is a biological call that makes us want to have a baby if we are really in love with a man. I guess men live it as a pressure, yet this is the most any woman can give you, if she wants this, she really loves you.
Unless you found the bitch that is after your money.


How do you filter out the hotties wanting to party from the hotties wanting a family...I hate it when girls go "psycho" about not being serious.... :disgust

nikad 06-04-2005 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
What about a fake beard?

I usually wear a fake (Amish looking) beard and a red bandana when I am trying to ask a girl out. I always thought that they "helped" but maybe you can tell me otherwise?

I also almost always clip on a fake "rat tail" and dress in a clever t-shirt with a funny saying so that I look like I'm on the cutting edge. Please let me know if I am on the right track.

You are definetly there! You are the man every woman wants! Are you attending the white trash party? Maybe a mull for the occasion?

nikad 06-04-2005 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome
when your date tells you to get lost and says tonight was the worst date she has ever had and she never wants to see you again, is it ok to ask her if you can call her tomorrow?

Don't ask, maybe call her the next day if she was worth it, otherwise, keep looking

Mike Okitch 06-04-2005 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikad
If you haven't figured that out already, you might consider a monastery - btw wanna buy a paysite account?

I'm afraid of catholic priests :(

GiantGnome 06-04-2005 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikad
Don't ask, maybe call her the next day if she was worth it, otherwise, keep looking

even though i showed up wearing the same dress she had on?

nikad 06-04-2005 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProjectNaked
How do you filter out the hotties wanting to party from the hotties wanting a family...I hate it when girls go "psycho" about not being serious.... :disgust

Be straight forward, make sure to mention that you are not planning to get married in the next few years, so the party ones will stay at least, and the others will go chase somebody else - or if they are really interested, they will keep their mouth shut

nikad 06-04-2005 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
I'm afraid of catholic priests :(

But I heard that they practice sex a lot, hehehe

nikad 06-04-2005 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome
even though i showed up wearing the same dress she had on?

Yes, some women like men that play around with girlie clothes, this is not for everybody, but why not?

nikad 06-04-2005 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Squishy
You need a Sirius radio, and I'm smokin' hot...so there.

are you high?

Kevsh 06-04-2005 09:05 PM

Why do so many women love tear-jerkers (romantic flicks) where the man does something incredibly romantic and wins her heart, but in real life if their man starts getting all mushy with them they think he's a weak, pathetic, spineless loser?

(Okay, besides the obvious: Their man is not Brad Pitt)


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