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Paraskass 06-04-2005 11:39 AM

How do you clean your ears?
 
Q-Tips? (cotton swabs)

water?

you don't?

smack 06-04-2005 11:39 AM

qtips, and once and a while those ear candles.

LittleSassy 06-04-2005 11:42 AM

q tips. :winkwink:

Paraskass 06-04-2005 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
qtips, and once and a while those ear candles.

ear candles???

Evil1 06-04-2005 11:43 AM

sulfuric acid

flirty 06-04-2005 11:45 AM

water only? how?


i use qtips...

xXxtreme2005 06-04-2005 11:46 AM

water from the shower

Paraskass 06-04-2005 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xXxtreme2005
water from the shower

that's what the doctor told me to do.

said qtips we're bad.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-04-2005 11:50 AM

http://www.earwig.co.nz/archive/1.jpg

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s9ann0 06-04-2005 11:56 AM

I got a ear cleaning kit with a little water in ear blower thing that works good

Fucksakes 06-04-2005 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanno
I got a ear cleaning kit with a little water in ear blower thing that works good

normally how the doctor does it as well... I got holes in my ear drums.. suppose to wear hearing aids, never do... and I can remember a 2-3 "doctores in training" trying to clean my ears they shot that water in my ear hardcore and it opened my holes in my ear drums, I was crying at 17 from the pain, the professional came and and looked into my ears and started yelling at the other guys, I was in some serious pain.. so be careful with that thing.

ezrydn 06-04-2005 12:09 PM

Without any additional holes in my ears, I use a "Water-Pic." Yeah, the tooth thingie. My doctor turned me onto it. Warm water (cold will send you up the wall) and alcohol mix.

loverboy 06-04-2005 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
qtips, and once and a while those ear candles.

ear candles? are they much better than qtips?

:smokin

Spunky 06-04-2005 12:30 PM

Q-tips..I had a friend who did that and it broke off in his ear..they basically had to slice the back of the ear to get at it..not advisable

Vanilla DeVille 06-04-2005 12:30 PM

My elbows.... :winkwink:

The water from the shower works best for me.

smack 06-04-2005 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass
ear candles???


yeah they're the shit. you can pick them up at msot drug stores. ear cones, or ear candles they're called. you lay on your side, stick them into your ear and light them on fire. they draw all the wax out while the burn through capilary action. they get your ears hella clean.

smack 06-04-2005 12:33 PM

http://vitaminlady.com/Harmony_Cone/Ear_Ca4.jpg

FilthyRob 06-04-2005 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass
Q-Tips? (cotton swabs)

water?

you don't?

Q-tips, definetally q-tips

smack 06-04-2005 12:33 PM

works damn well. you just have to have someone around to make sure it doesn't burn down to far. ;]


http://www.healingfeats.com/earinstr.htm

loverboy 06-04-2005 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
works damn well. you just have to have someone around to make sure it doesn't burn down to far. ;]


http://www.healingfeats.com/earinstr.htm

after doing some quick research, i came across this article
Why Ear Candling Is Not a Good Idea

now im confused :(

smack 06-04-2005 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loverboy
after doing some quick research, i came across this article
Why Ear Candling Is Not a Good Idea

now im confused :(


hrm, interesting. i don't know know, because i've done it, you can see all the crap in the candle. and as for the people that burned themselves, well that's their own dumb ass fault.

smack 06-04-2005 12:58 PM

hrm, as i read more...


Quote:

From Rebecca Silveous, Marenga, Ohio:

After undergoing ear coning, I was amazed when the remains of the cone was cut open, and revealed what appeared to be cerumin from my ears. However, I later discovered that it was nothing more than melted wax from the burned-down cone itself.

To investigate, I used an old insulin bottle that had had the rubber on the top. Since the rubber was gone, I used furnace tape to complete my experiment. I placed an ear cone into the opening at the top of the bottle which was approximately two and a half inches long and about an inch in diameter. I then taped around the top of the bottle and around the smaller end of the ear cone to hold it in place at the top of the bottle. I made sure that no air could get in or out. The bottle was laid on its side and the ear cone was set at 30 to 40 degrees. I then lit the candle at its largest end and, snipping off burned remains, proceeded to watch it burn down to about 4 inches from the bottle, at which time I pulled it from the bottle and extinguished the flame. I then cut it open length-wise and observed the contents in the cone tube. It had the appearance, color and texture of ear wax, and looked like ear wax, and yet was not inserted into any ear whatsoever.

While the candle burned, no smoke went into the bottle or came out of the top of the candle. So my experiment showed that the smoke would not enter the ear at all, and the heat some people feel is actually the heat from the flame itself. Most of the ear cone packages state that they are for entertainment purposes only. People who claim they have healing properties are deceiving the public.
hmm.

taibo 06-04-2005 01:21 PM

qtips works just fine

CynthiaB 06-04-2005 01:24 PM

Tongue?

Cyn

xclusive 06-04-2005 01:26 PM

qtips after I shower

adonthenet 06-04-2005 01:27 PM

what a Q lol
q tips. :)

Kirsten 06-04-2005 01:28 PM

a Q TIP :)

Dina_C9 06-04-2005 05:09 PM

cotton swab aka q-tip

VicD 06-04-2005 05:12 PM

i clean them with my dick

http 06-04-2005 05:49 PM

Don't stuff qtips or anything else into your ear, and don't use candles either

Your ears are NOT supposed to be "clean". The earwax is there for a reason = to protect the ear from infection

If you try to get it "clean", you'll probably cause micro-injuries in the ear canal sooner or later

Then you'll get "swimmer's ear" = verrrrry painful

The doctor will need to remove the bacteria in the ear then = OOOUUUCHHHH

Terry 06-04-2005 05:51 PM

pardon? .

XxXotic 06-04-2005 05:52 PM

qtips just push the wax deeper into your ears, I use the ear candles every 3-4 months or so.


For those who don't know what ear candles are....
http://www.greenleafpolitics.com/ima..._candle_08.jpg
they use a vacumn like effect and literally suck the wax out from deep within your ears. They work insanely good

juve20 06-04-2005 05:52 PM

Cotton swabs

tony

Helix 06-04-2005 06:02 PM

I have a lot of ear wax so I use a melon baller.....lol

BukkakeBrown 06-04-2005 06:04 PM

q tips for sure

Downtime 06-04-2005 06:05 PM

my dog's tongue

nekrom 06-04-2005 06:07 PM

A wet willie works for me.

-N

Paparazzi 06-04-2005 06:10 PM

cotton swabs

chatcuties 06-04-2005 06:19 PM

Q-tips and ear candles :)

Vitasoy 06-04-2005 06:30 PM

Q-tips will just push the wax inner... I just use water or head to the docs

Penthouse Tony 06-04-2005 07:06 PM

I find the best way is to get my ears wet in the shower and then use a q-tip when i get out.

Lonny 06-04-2005 07:10 PM

soap water rag in the shower - then a qtip when i get out..

buddyjuf 06-04-2005 07:20 PM

everyone says qtips are bad, because they push the was all the way inside and creates a wax ball that is very hard to remove and will screw up your hearing

I usually use a kleenex with my pinky finger

DWB 06-04-2005 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass
Q-Tips? (cotton swabs)

water?

you don't?

I use Q-Tips but when ever I am in Bangkok I stop by the salon and get a real ear cleaning. It's amazing the shit that comes out of there during a real ear cleaning. Yuck.

nico-t 06-04-2005 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic
qtips just push the wax deeper into your ears, I use the ear candles every 3-4 months or so.


For those who don't know what ear candles are....
http://www.greenleafpolitics.com/ima..._candle_08.jpg
they use a vacumn like effect and literally suck the wax out from deep within your ears. They work insanely good

lol.... its bullshit according to the article posted.... i sure as hell never gonna do that

infecto 06-04-2005 07:51 PM

q-tips are bad they scratch the inside of your ear after a while fucking your ear up.
ear candles don't work for shit.....the coloration in the wax is just the wax of the candle not ear wax.

your not supposed to clean your ears unless you have a problem with blockage then you go to the doctor and they shoot water in your ear. Otherwise you can just stick your finger in your ear a bit and wipe whatever is around the edges.

wedouglas 06-04-2005 07:57 PM

you arent supposed to clean the inside of your ear, just the outside areas. the inside should remain as it is unless a problem occurs with accumulation of wax. the wax is there to help prevent ear infections. if blockage does occur you can use hydrogen peroxide

nico-t 06-04-2005 08:02 PM

my ears are kinda fucked up by the way.


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