My Biography old magazine parody piece.
 

BLAhAaaaaaaaaaaaa. found this old piece from some marketing materials. still makes me laugh. dumb ass shit.

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DJ AIREK'S BIOGRAPHY AND PROFILE

Dj Airek truly is a legend in his own time. Appearing behind and on the bar of many a nightclub, and dominating the technic of back spinning pour spouts and bar napkins, DJ Airek is widely recognized by the DJ industry as the grandfather of aliases such as Slushy, Remy Remix, Model DJ, and Shot Attack.

He has released many classics of shaolin spring break beat jungle funk beach techno house, including the 1982 sandy beer beach style track ?Is it the heat, or am I just faded?" Recorded by a top industry DJ and producer, this track is often considered the first prototype house polka track of all time.

DJ Airek experiments with fusing the extra-terrestrial grooves of bums playing drums on trash cans, with the futuristic rhythms and drunken monkey style of the worlds top producers of ?nails on chalkboard? sounding buttered broccoli house music. This new and unimitated style laid the way for buttered broccoli house music and spawned his now multi-platinum record label WURTHLESSWAX.

DJ Airek now rakes in ridiculously abhorrent drink ticket fees around the world. DJ Airek has also produced tracks with his fellow DJ protégé?s DJ Dee Tensionztudent and DJ Webeen Lowdalongtyme. Together, they have made it virtually impossible to eclipse what was, and what can ever be in the DJ community.

Fortunately for them, the success of the trio did not arise out of the release of their first track. ?Hey, can you get me some people on the guest list, they?re all chicks dude??, a bouncy buttered techno housey joint, was released in 1998 and quickly nose dived and burned up entering the atmosphere of the planet known as Radio Charts.

Rebounding from their first release?s miserably performance on the USA and European radio charts, the collective trio of talented producers was not finished yet and came back to win over the dancing population of the world with their next two releases. With the release of ?You Got Any Drink Tickets?? in 2000, and ?Carried Out Of The Club By Security?, in 2001, the trio was propelled through the top of the charts and into the hearts of the world dancing community forever. These two tracks sparked a chain reaction dance floor frenzy from London, round the globe to California and back, and touched the hearts and sweat glands of millions of shiny happy clubgoers.

DJ Airek, DJ Dee Tensionztudent, and DJ Webeen Lowdalongtyme, continue to fill up nightclubs around the world. The performance demand of the trio keeps them on the road a whopping 595 days out of the year, and in the studio the other 126. Wow, these guys stay busy, and that?s love and dedication to music.



Biography written by Saul Soakenfold. Saul Soakenfold is a columnist
for several high end industry magazines and news columns.


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Do you still DJ at all?

more than i want to, actually.

i'm getting into production more and more.