Guaranteed way to get shit hot sex all night
 

Ok this wont work for most of you as it requires the basic element of having a willing partner. If you do not have a willing partner please check www.acemassage.net for cheap whores.

1) Right for starters have a fucking bath. The bath is the room were you usually spend a few hours in on Saturday night with your head down the toilet saying to yourself "Fuck me I am not drinking again".

2) Take her somewhere nice. I am taking my girl to this zoo tomorrow http://www.zsl.org/whipsnade/ it is a huge place and the animals arent really in captivity as they arent in cages but huge outdoor reserves.

3) Dont act a wanker all day trying to prove how cool you are knowing everything about everything.

4) Remember sexism does exist when ladies want it to. You buy everything but make out as though ladies are our equals (yeah fucking right tell that to my accountant).

5) Dont drink any alcoholic drinks. Dont eat shit either. When food is called for hit a cafe not McDonalds.

6) Make sure your house is tidy when you get back. There is an invention called the 'washing machine' put your bed sheets in there the day before.

7) Listen to her, remember your vocie bores the shit out of her while hers is poetry in motion to her ears. Also make out as though you actually give a fuck about her yoga classes.

If she doesnt give it up after this get some Rohypnol shove it in her drink and remember condoms arent just to prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS and prevent babies but they also enable you to pass the DNA test.

damn if i ever had to work that hard for sex, i'd have a problem.

You try living in London. English ladies just dont give it up!

hmm....nice.....
so should i think if a boy does all these to me, he wants to have sex tonight?

lol..btw those would be nice for girls but too much for boys..

Bull. I was on a Raidtec seminar last year in london, and never had so many offers... they are SCANKS.. or maby your hooligan behavior just sucks the love out of the women

I have heard of some place called Essex where it is easy

I just ask my gf in this fashion - "You wanna fuck?".

:1orglaugh ...nice.. you must be really lucky to have someone with good sense!

i like that! :thumbsup

what are you talking about???? its easy in the UK!!

tony

Do you actually have to ask?

Shit, the sales of rohip would be way down if everyman went through all the steps you listed to get his fuck on. Skip all the details and get a vial of smoothjuice and bang a hottie.

when does the left hook come into play in this plan?

I think you made this thread to promote acemassage.net, as most people here do not have a willing partner :1orglaugh

hahahhahaha

Shit I forgot to put in my ref code!

You have to lick anus

At that point, 95% of GFY should have stopped reading...
WG

I don't think English girls are easy, their just different than American girls. They dont' play games like they ones here do. And yeah, I have heard that about Essex girls. I've actually been there many times since I have family there. But I never went out to clubs or anything.

not sure i'd agree.

Just ask your girlfriend if she want to have sex.

Fuck this. Too long to fucking read.

http://www.picrack.com/001/other(3)/lube_glove.jpg

thanks for the advice. i think...

Italians are hot!!!!

hahhahaha :1orglaugh