Generated News Stories Sites....
 

I need links to those sites that generate news stories based on input by user...

anyone know what im talking about?????

If you mean news search, Try Google News (feed-based) Search Engine http://news.google.com/nwshp?hl=en&gl=us

If you mean "making" news stories based on keywords/user input, I don't know of an existing one. However, we can WRITE them for you (mainstream news please), hit me up :)

Thanks, but i need....FAUX news stories that are generated on Faux news sites, but appear real... like winning the lottery, or died in a fatal car crash caused by a horde of naked women crossing the road....shit like that

One of the biggest fake news sites was closed down recently if I'm not mistaken, it simply freaked out a lot of people.

Or are you looking for one of those site where you replace a variable with somebody's name e.g.
http://www.whatever.com/cockgrabbing?jucydlinks
and you get a story about Jucy grabbing somebody's cock in public?

There's an "is gay" version of that joke/novelty site as well, where you place a name and they make an gay story out of a template. :1orglaugh

I remember when somebody posted a link here on GFY, it was really amusing ;)

I'm going to be making some when I get some free time. Wish I did it years ago.