"Kevin Smith" movies... Who's a fan?
 

The funniest movies to come out in years are all by Kevin Smith.

For you newbies he plays 'Silent Bob' in movies such as 'Clerks', 'Mallrats', 'Dogma' and 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'.

I'm sorry to hear that there'll be no more Jay and Silent Bob movies but dang, they are some funny freakin' movies.

You forgot Chasing Amy.

Everything he touches = movie gold.

Speaking of did you catch "A night with Kevin Smith" on tv yet? It's about 4 hours of him talking at various colleges and it's as good as watching his movies.

One of my favorite movies!!

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Fuck you in your stupid ass!

DH

Mallrats rocks, but I think everything he has done fucking rocks!

we used to love getting fucked up and watching his movies back in college. Clerks is a classic :thumbsup

His story about meeting Prince is great. :thumbsup

And the director that wanted "a big fucking spider" in his movies. :1orglaugh

Love KS films. Except chasing amy, cuz there's too much ben assflack

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Noise, noise, noise...smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beer. My good man its time to kick back, drink some beer and smoke some weed.

I was just listening to his Q&A's from his college tours.
you can check it out at www.listentoamovie.com

That dude rocks!

"What the FUCK is the internet?"

I love those movies, just rented Clerks last week for like the 8th time.

i love mallrats.

Buy the 10th Anniversary Edition, you savage! You'll love it.

Clerks content, written by ME!

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That was a good special.

Can you say Jersey Girl?

Silent Bob Speaks

I gotta get his book. :)

I've yet to really see any of them. Then again, I rarely watch movies.

I liked it.

i'm a fan.
i LOVED dogma.

Maybe so, but hardly "movie gold" as you put it. :winkwink:

How so? I didn't see clerks or mallrats in the mainstream but I still consider them gold in terms of movies. I don't care if he made $1 or 50 million on em.

Heathen!

The one scene in all his movies that cracks me up no end is when Jay and Silent Bob are in a 'Mooby's' and they try to respond to an internet bashing.

Jay says something to the flamers like, " We will make you eat our shit and then shit out our shit and then make you eat your own shit that was made up of our shit..."

" YOU are the ball lickers!..."

That shit is SOOOOOO fucking funny it makes me scream...

Jay and Silent Bob is fucking hilarious

"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.... fuck fuck fuck fuck"

Jay's most uncouth gross out line to Bethany in Dogma:

" Hey is it true chick's fart when you blast them in the ass? "

that dude rules - his movies crack me the fuck up

best dialogue in film - not just an continuing array of one liners strung together to make the characters sound cool

Have no fear he is in the process of making Clerks 2: The Passion of the Clerks.
Here's an updated link


His only movie I haven't seen is Jersey Girl. I wasn't feeling welll last weekend and I watched all of his movies on DVD.


I giggled

And from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"Hey baby...you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

My ex and I hadn't talked in a few months, but I text messaged this to her phone after watching this last week and she called back in less than 60 seconds.

This was our personal catch phrase. :1orglaugh

Thanks for the info...had no idea who he was...:)

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"What the fuck is the Internet?!"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mallrats is my favorite one, but i've enjoyed every single one

What the fuck is the internet???!
That's MY line!

Snooch to the Nooch!

What happened to the Clerks cartoons - actually they were pretty good.

THIRTY SEVEN?????

Did he just say "Making Fuck"?

Fucking A!!!!

I saw the documentary of "An Evening With Kevin Smith" and I laughed my ass off.

That Jason Mewes is the funniest dude in films. I have friends just like him. He really did stand out as a good actor after all is said and done.

At the end of "JASBSB" when he and Silent Bob tracked down all the web flamers and kicked their asses I was screaming with laughter.

You KNOW it's a good movie when you go to rent or buy it and the cashiers start cracking up to the point you have to help them make the sale!

GFY should adopt Jay and Silent Bob as unoffical mascots and spokespersons.

They should have their own adult site just for laughs.

Who's Kevin Smith??? Sorry I'm from the UK. can I see a pic.

thanks
tony

I have been a big fan of his for years - own all of his movies and watch them on the regular ;)

I've been a fan since Clerks came out. Hell, the comptuers on this network are called Dante (the server..lol), Bob, and Randall

JAY: "All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next."
Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

Snoochis boochies!

THe Clerks cartoon (like, all 6 episodes) is available on dvd

jay and silent bob was ok, but really can't stand the others

Dogma was a funny movie.

Clerks X is much worth any fan purcashing too.

it certainly is the dividing line between the dedicated fans and the 'new comers', so to speak..for good or for bad. The thing about it is though that if you don't know the films that come before Jay and Bob Strike Back then you are only watching half a movie. It was a gift to the fans with enough fart jokes thrown in to make the average box office goer happy too.

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All the Jay and Silent Bob wavs you could want. It's tooooo fucking funny.

Every decade there's a new funny team in the movies. Jay and Bob are it for the '90's and 00's