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I need help writing a small creative txt

I have no clue how to sell cock.

Greetings:

What ya need? I'm a cock expert!

:thumbsup

Aight lets say i want someone to come check out tonys webcam

would i wanna stress tonys stroking it, rubbin one out, jerkin it, waxing the bishop

is there another really gay term i can use?

or should i stress abs, butt, stomach

im trying my hardest here, but i've always said

you gotta fucking love camel toe to sell camel toe, & vice versa with cock

Greetings:

From tests with dozens and dozens of different sites, for whatever reason:

"jacking"

is the term that performs the best when it comes to masturbation.

His cock was as hard as Richard Simmons on poppers and his anus was dilated by the gerbil. He was now ready to wax his pole in a rythmic motion of that sweating to the oldies video....

Obviously, I don't do gay traffic

Greetings:

I think the time will come when people will stop "doing what they love" and start "doing what converts".

I'm willing to bet a lot of the straight webmasters on here would be blown away if they saw the types of conversion numbers and retention that are common place in the gay market.

Looks like someone just didn't smell the sarcasm.

Greetings:

No, I caught it. Although I'm thinking about running some tests with that Richard Simmons language. I wonder how well he'd convert?

About as good as ******* :thumbsup

Richard Simmons really revs my engine lol

I've heard doughnut puncher is the in gay word of 2005. You ratios will be like 1:8 if you have it in your ad :upsidedow

im just gonna guess you're jerkin me around eh sizzlechest? :1orglaugh

think gay, think "i love cock"

i tried that, & all i keep thinking of is those 3 old dudes sucking each other off people always post that gives me nightmares

Greetings:

I know EXACTLY the pic you're talking about too. Thing damn near turned me straight the first time I saw it.

Then someone posted the pic of that diseased cooter, and I went back to lusting after Josh Hartnett.

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What makes you think that? :upsidedow

I hope you have 2257 for the ******* if you plan to sell it :1orglaugh

nice u got all 6's as your post count

http://www.lemonparty.org/ ?

That would be the one. Wrong, just so very wrong....

6666 - the number of the pillow biter!

Umm, no that doesn't sound right :error

Here's something to put you in the mood....

http://www.chestonhouse.com/images/amen_14bsm.jpg

Sorry, that so doesn't convert with me...

http://www.asthegroveturns.net/ATGTFeb1605fudge.jpg

Better? :upsidedow

The ultimate tandems! :thumbsup

then you probably shouldn't even try... seriously...


is that you, JustMe? or have you hired someone for the 'straight side of things'? hehehe

Not everyone does anything for money dude. It's all about ethics.

What on earth is unethical about operating in the gay market?

I do some gay galleries, it's hard for a straight guy like me to do the descriptions for them and make them sound gay.

Greetings:

Try having some Barbra Streisand playing in the background the next time you try to write them. Or, work with a sponsor that provides descriptions, or will have custom description written for you. :thumbsup