Two Gators
 

Just got this joke in... simply a copy and paste from my email.

Two Louisiana alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,

"I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

" Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?" asked the big gator.

The small gator says "Down 'the other side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol." "Same here.

"Hmm. How do you catch 'em?" the big gator asked.

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a Washington politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase!?

go back to work ya slacker

HAHAHAHAHAHA I was waiting for that one.. anything to increase your post count eh Mr Bill. HAHAHA

You know I love you like a brother .. and that has nothing to do with race man.

LOl! Nice one ther buddy!