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CDSmith 06-02-2005 03:34 PM

Which polititian would you like to see tasered?
 
You know, just for the hell of it?

Done up nice and roasted twice just like the stunned bitch from this thread

Bush? (way too obvious)
Clinton? (Hillary)
Rumsfeld?
Gore?
Mr Heinz Ketchup? (for being too useless to beat Bush?)


Or if you could have anyone at all tasered on the spot.....


Sean Penn?
Michael Moore?
Rush Limbaugh?
Dark Jedi?
CDSmith?
Rich?
AlienQ?

Punker Barbie??? :D


Who would you like to see flopping around on the floor for 10 minutes at the press of a button? Best reason with their pick wins a cookie.

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Rich 06-02-2005 04:00 PM

Stephen Harper no question, all he cares about is being PM at any cost to the country.

Then Rich, that God damn bastard.

NTSS 06-02-2005 04:02 PM

All the republican ones....:)

kernelpanic 06-02-2005 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Bush? (way too obvious)
Clinton? (Hillary)
Rumsfeld?
Gore?
Mr Heinz Ketchup? (for being too useless to beat Bush?)

That whole list sounds okay to me.

chupachups 06-02-2005 04:04 PM

My choice is just above Punker Barbie, thx!

xXxtreme2005 06-02-2005 04:04 PM

Good Ole SMOKE'em Out...Bush!

CDSmith 06-02-2005 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
Stephen Harper no question, all he cares about is being PM at any cost to the country.

Then Rich, that God damn bastard.

Agreed. :thumbsup (on both counts, Harper for sure)

NoCarrier 06-02-2005 04:18 PM

Jean Lapierre, Stéphane Dion and Paul Martin.

CDSmith 06-02-2005 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
Jean Lapierre, Stéphane Dion and Paul Martin.

I should have put you on that list. I'm sure more than a few people would love to see you zapped stupid. :D


And...


How many of you would pay to see Brad Shaw or 12clicks or Serge get a jolt from the fun gun?

How much?

NoCarrier 06-02-2005 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
I should have put you on that list. I'm sure more than a few people would love to see you zapped stupid. :D

Damn, you almost sound excited when you say that. Looks like I really hurt your feelings. :1orglaugh

Trust me, I'm pretty sure a lot of people would also love to see you in pain after the taze. I'll be the first to take pictures and put it on my desktop :winkwink:

http://www.taser.org/images/mVsJTACK...55u6Bd5Obb.jpg

good times 06-02-2005 04:37 PM

fry tom delay, fry...

Rich 06-02-2005 04:44 PM

I would pay $5000 to see 12dicks get it bad. Dead serious. He'd probably piss himself, in that case it would be worth ten.

CDSmith 06-02-2005 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
Damn, you almost sound excited when you say that. Looks like I really hurt your feelings. :1orglaugh

You're not quite significant enough to hurt my feelings :D

I'd just enjoy seeing you flop around like a trout in a hot frypan (over an open flame)

muhahaha

CDSmith 06-02-2005 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
I would pay $5000 to see 12dicks get it bad. Dead serious. He'd probably piss himself, in that case it would be worth ten.

Hmm.... I wonder how much he'd pay to see you get it?

:1orglaugh

If I can set it up for you I want a 20% commish.

NoCarrier 06-02-2005 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
You're not quite significant enough to hurt my feelings :D

I'd just enjoy seeing you flop around like a trout in a hot frypan (over an open flame)

muhahaha

As long as I can throw you from a plane (with a parachute) with both hands and feet tied together, in the middle of nowhere in Iraq, with a T-shirt saying :

"Allah is a fucking fag" in Iraqi arabic. I'm sure the insurgents will greet you with a friendly smile. :pimp

juve20 06-02-2005 05:01 PM

Bush. I know its obvious.

tony

Theo The Theologian 06-02-2005 05:02 PM

The new pope is worthy of a bolt from God almighty.

CDSmith 06-02-2005 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
As long as I can throw you from a plane (with a parachute) with both hands and feet tied together, in the middle of nowhere in Iraq, with a T-shirt saying :

"Allah is a fucking fag" in Iraqi arabic. I'm sure the insurgents will greet you with a friendly smile. :pimp

A healthy fantasy life is good, especially when you have no sex life :D :thumbsup

DWB 06-02-2005 05:03 PM

yes to all.

CDSmith 06-02-2005 05:03 PM

The question now is:


Was Bush or was he not.....




http://www.thewinnipegpages.com/foru...1105248136.jpg



.... being tasered at the time of this pic?

NoCarrier 06-02-2005 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
A healthy fantasy life is good, especially when you have no sex life :D :thumbsup

That's all you can do? The "no sex life" lame comeback? You're usually better than this.

No, my sex life has never been better. My son is finally able sleep the whole night without waking up. :thumbsup

CDSmith 06-02-2005 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
That's all you can do? The "no sex life" lame comeback? You're usually better than this.

No, my sex life has never been better. My son is finally able to get a whole night sleep. :thumbsup

Like I said, a healthy fantasy life....

NoCarrier 06-02-2005 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Like I said, a healthy fantasy life....

Yes, *you* should start with a healthy life, without the pain pills. But unfortunately, that's something you will never have.. again.. :winkwink:

Sylver7 06-02-2005 05:16 PM

Assclown

wallst 06-02-2005 05:17 PM

Ted kennedy, barbara boxer, and leuger from IN.

CDSmith 06-02-2005 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
Yes, *you* should start with a healthy life, without the pain pills. But unfortunately, that's something you will never have.. again.. :winkwink:

How is it possible that your fantasies are now falling out out your ass? Is it some new condition down east? I hope it isn't contagious. :1orglaugh

dude, stop pretending you know me.

NoCarrier 06-02-2005 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
dude, stop pretending you know me.

Awwww.. I hurt your feelings.. :1orglaugh

Go take some Vicodins, your brain needs it. Well, what's left of it. :thumbsup

Libertine 06-02-2005 05:35 PM

If anyone wants to see me get tasered, I'll do it for $10k :glugglug

Rich 06-02-2005 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Hmm.... I wonder how much he'd pay to see you get it?

:1orglaugh

If I can set it up for you I want a 20% commish.


Done deal.

CDSmith 06-02-2005 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
Awwww.. I hurt your feelings.. :1orglaugh

I'm sorry, you are just too gay to respond to any longer. :1orglaugh

CDSmith 06-02-2005 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
Done deal.

I will begin negotiations.


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Libertine 06-02-2005 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
I will begin negotiations.


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Don't put your sig in your posts. It's rude.

crockett 06-02-2005 06:17 PM

All of them.. They are all pretty much useless these days.. Sometimes I wonder if it would really be a bad thing if DC got nuked..

Spunky 06-02-2005 06:19 PM

Dork chops..that punk needs some discipline his daddy never gave him

NoCarrier 06-02-2005 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
I'm sorry, you are just too gay to respond to any longer. :1orglaugh

Don't worry, I understand that your addiction problem with pain pills can seriously affect your inspiration. Because as I can see, your replies and comebacks really suck ass. :thumbsup

CDSmith 06-02-2005 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
Don't worry, I understand that your addiction problem with pain pills can seriously affect your inspiration. Because as I can see, your replies and comebacks really suck ass. :thumbsup

*flick*

The mosquitos in here are bad this time of year. :D

CDSmith 06-02-2005 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Don't put your sig in your posts. It's rude.

Stop crying.

It's great for showing people with sigs turned off what they're missing :D

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Lt. Space Dingo 06-02-2005 06:29 PM

something like this:

http://www.baserape.com/kang/tr.jpg

Libertine 06-02-2005 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Stop crying.

It's great for showing people with sigs turned off what they're missing :D

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It's also great for showing that you're an annoying twat.

Robatolla 06-02-2005 06:33 PM

I wish the media would dig up something solid on these fags in Washington.Then maybe we could have like a multiple politician frying!Just think then they could put it on pay per view.the proceeds could go to the war fund!:drinkup

CDSmith 06-02-2005 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

More crying?

No surprise here :1orglaugh

CDSmith 06-02-2005 06:36 PM

I would like to have Anne Coulter tasered live on CNN some time..... at my command.

That would be soooo choice. :D


I bet she would moan like a two dollar ho.

Libertine 06-02-2005 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
More crying?

No surprise here :1orglaugh

Sorry, the emotion you can evoke in me is pretty much limited to a slight feeling of boredom and mild annoyance at having wasted several seconds of my life on you.

CDSmith 06-02-2005 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Sorry, the emotion you can evoke in me is pretty much limited to a slight feeling of boredom and mild annoyance at having wasted several seconds of my life on you.

Yet you do it so often. I'm beginning to think you are hot for my man ass, were it not for the rule of thumb that doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different result is a form of insanity. :1orglaugh

zentz 06-02-2005 06:42 PM

its too obvious, just like you said

Libertine 06-02-2005 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Yet you do it so often. I'm beginning to think you are hot for my man ass, were it not for the rule of thumb that doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different result is a form of insanity. :1orglaugh

That reply made absolutely no sense whatsoever. Been drinking?

CDSmith 06-02-2005 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
That reply made absolutely no sense whatsoever. Been drinking?

I thought you were edumuhcated PW?

It means, obviously, that due to your repetitive, compulsive, persistant clicking on my threads, something you say is a waste of time, it is clear you're either gay or insane.

I should start a poll to find out which.... :1orglaugh

Libertine 06-02-2005 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
I thought you were edumuhcated PW?

It means, obviously, that due to your repetitive, compulsive, persistant clicking on my threads, something you say is a waste of time, it is clear you're either gay or insane.

I should start a poll to find out which.... :1orglaugh

Logic clearly isn't your strongest point. TV is a waste of time, drinking is a waste of time, computer games are a waste of time, gfy (mostly) is a waste of time. According to your logic, the entire world would be either gay or insane.

I'd say that you were the insane one, then, had it not been so painfully obvious that you're just a boring average guy with a somewhat lame sense of humour. At least insanity can be entertaining. Ah well, I guess you're probably brilliant at breakfast.

reynold 06-02-2005 07:04 PM

His excellency will always be on the top list!


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