Need programmer to start 20-100 minute job now - anyone avail?
 

Please send me an ICQ if you are a PHP programmer. No outsourcers. Payment by Paypal upon satisfaction. Please, only good PHP programmers, I don't have the time to deal with dead uncles and sick girlfriends.


Sorry if this is rough, but over the last 4 years, I get really depressed from all my programmers getting AIDS or having their relatives die on me.

I've heard it all :)

Thank you for your time.

if it really is a 20-100 minute job we can help you out...but 99% of the time people think things take about 10% as long as they actually :upsidedow

good luck!


L$

wait wait

you got the sick girlfriend too?

i thought i was the only one

Before you hire me...i should tell you...my aunt is really sick :1orglaugh

if you still need someone, hit me up on icq:33375924

Bluewire does good stuff ;)

You give your programmers aids ? thats not very nice bonus at all... what kind of kinky programming is it ?

SOLD to the lowest bidder :thumbsup

whatcha need steen? just hit you up on icq