Attention Fat Broads, If You're A Size 12 You Can't Wear A 2
 

God why do fat broads think they are sexy? Don't get me wrong, I like a full figured woman. I definitely want my women to look like women, not 12 year old boys that have taken an extended stay at Dachau. Unfortunately that look is back in, as evidence by Lindsay Lohan going from jailbaity goodness, to looking like a common crack whore.

But there are WAY to many freakin women out there that think they have a swimsuit models body when the only calendar they should be posing for is Shamu & Friends. I am not talking about a little curvy, some junk in the trunk or whatever...I am talking A GOOD 150+ lbs OVERWEIGHT. Now these broads call themselves "BBW's" or "big beautiful women".

The words "Big", "Beautiful", and "Woman" should never be together in any 3 word phrase, it just doesn't work. Throw an extra word in there, let's say breasted, and it works. Here's a few examples:

-Big Beautiful Woman: BAD
-Big Breasted Beautiful Woman: GOOD
-Beautiful Big Woman: BAD
-Beautfiul Big Breasted Woman: GOOD

See?

Unfortunately it seem so many of these "big beautiful women" think they are much smaller than they are. It's unreal to see a woman who's 250 pounds with a F.U.P. (do you know what a FUP is? Post the correct answer and the winner get's a prize) wearing tight jeans and a belly shirt. It's not called a belly shirt because everyone wants to see your pasty white jiggling belly. And don't get a fucking belly ring if you have a belly, someone might get confused and attach a trailer to it.

So many freakin fat chicks seem to always use this formula for how they dress:

Fat Chick Size - The First Number In Their Size = How They Dress.

For instance a chick that's a size 18, will dress like she's a size 8. Today at work we had a perfect example of this.

So this chick is working with another salesperson here and she is probably 5'6 and 240 pounds. She is wearing:

-A tank top/belly shirt cut way to low and tight
-Tight short shorts (not tight on a normal girl but on her they were too tight)
-had her hair braided (and she's white so it looks even trashier)

and it is freakin disgusting. Its not called a belly shirt cuz folks want to see your jiggling pooch you fat cow. My buddy who's working her sent me an IM telling me she couldn't buy smoke off a hamburger (although apparently she had bought plenty of McBurgers to go into her gullet) so I should feel free to drop some insults on dat azz.

She caught me staring at her and said "what? I bet you ain't seen nothing like this before" and motioned her hands over her body.

After a few involuntary gagging motions, I informed her she was correct. I had never seen anything like that before, and prayed to god I never would again unless I accidentally surfed onto www.fattys.com

She shook her head Loquisha style and said "uh uh, I KNOWS you didn't just say dat" (this broad is white too so that's even funnier), "you wish you could hit this and get up into my Juicy Juice, I'd break you in half honey".

After an extended bout of gagging at the Juicy Juice remark, I told her I am sure there's lots of things she could break in half, including my desk if she sat on it so I would like it if she left.

She stormed out, presumably to head to McDonald's. God that broad was disgusting. I am fairly sure that's the "quality" of poon young Webster will one day aspire too, poor bastard.


http://angryfacecentral.blogspot.com...e-size-12.html

This guy cracks me up

People buy more clothes when they buy a smaller size. Makes them feel all warm and cozy inside ... I think the fat makes them feel all warm and cozy with that much insulation!

My little woman's around 125 lb and that's how i like her. Give or take a few pounds.

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by the way, wtf is a FUP?

Asshole.. why the fuck should you insult here just because she is fat?

fucking moron!!!!

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Dont get me wrong.. he's just saying it like it is. Everyone is allowed their own opinion. Honesty just cracks me up.

Fat Ugly Porkbeast

Is FUP Fucking unrealistic Profile?

Fake unrealistic profile?
:warning

This is proberly what he looks like himself
http://sparmere.dk/div/pretty_cdsmith.jpg

why is it once a week some asshole has to pick on fat people are you so unimportant your own life this makes you feel good

Fub
n. Alt. of Fubs
v. t. To put off by trickery; to cheat.

It is a disease, they just can't stay away from the tight shit.

what he said... People who pick on other, do it to move focus away from them self . show some fucking respect!!!

dont get pissed, we all know your wife, is likewhoa big :1orglaugh

fuck em all let God sort them out
personally I dont think theres a difference between a fat girls mouth and a skinny girls mouth.
#2
Fat girls are usually more caring, more fun, and more luvin
horny as fuck
and there should be no more bullshit aboutthis topic because everyone needs some luv
and guess what
Im the man to give it

Danko Jones for President

go to HELL surfer!!!!!! join http://forum.ebaumsworld.com and spare us your dummass pointless remarks

It isn't so much picking on fat people as it is picking on stupid people that try to be something they're not. A size 15 girl wearing a size 5 is just as funny as a 30in waist cracker wearing a 40in waist with gold chains around his neck.

Reality check. Cracker and his other cracker buddies may think he's gangsta, but the real gangsta's are laughing their asses off at the white boy.

i needed a good laugh today....thank you

Is a "FUP" the same thing as a "GUNT" ?

I'm a fattie, but honestly, I don't care what people think. It's how I feel and what I think that really matters in the end, because only I can make myself miserable.

I"m not saying I couldn't stand to lose some weight, hell, I know I could. But at the same time, I'm not gonna cry over it either.

(And yes, I do hate fat girls like me who try to wear skinny sizes. Learned a long time ago that if you dress neatly in the right size, you'll look 10k times better than if you try to squeeze your lard ass into a size that was never meant to fit you.)

No kidding, that jackass is useless.

At least he picked a suitable nickname.

while i do agree that bigger girls should not wear clothes that are too small, i don't agree that fat people can't be good looking...

sadly on some parts i have to agree on, i mean WEAR YOUR SIZE! it is really not that hard,

and what pisses me off the most is girls who are fat and call themselves "busty" busty is not fat, busty is the real full figured, not being FAT.

i have nothing against fat people at all my father is like 300 pounds + he even laughs at these women who think they are hot shit because they are overweight. at what point in your life do you cross a line and say "im not going to be in shape" and pretend like you dont care about it, i dont get it.

anyone can have class bigger or smaller and wearing a shirt 10x to small for you is not classy.

WEAR YOUR SIZE!

You ar the best!!! Could not agree more!! :thumbsup

Tala, this is a post I took from a blog . I personnally don't care about fat people . But I do agree that for the healt of my eyes, some people shouldn't wear tight clothes . This guy just cracks me up in the way he explain stuff .

Personally I´m wondering if she looked like a surfer, since www.fattys.com is selling boards =)
Maybe it´s just me, or did I miss the point of this thread? ;-)

In general though - what Tala said!

Unless she's 2 feet tall, a woman 150 pounds overweight isn't going to fit into a size 12, lol! In fact, 150 pounds overweight probably has trouble finding clothes that fit, ergo why their clothes don't fit ;)

And someone 5'6", 240 isn't 150 pounds overweight either. But I like sarcasm :)

I'm fat and I'm sexy. *grin*
But I wear my size, haha.

Just to play devil's advocate, though, some people have a thing for fat girls in clothes that are too tight. *shrug*

Hey everyone, Carnonymous (the guy who runs/writes for Angryface Central: Brilliance Defined where this rant came from) here. For those that got the point and laughed, thanks. For those offended sorry.

Don't get me wrong, I like my women to have curves and to definitely look like women. But the chicks that are super fat and dress like they are super skinny just disgust me.

Whoever posted that pic of me is dead wrong, ebusdk I have a full goatee, get it right next time.

BTW, FUP stands for Fat Upper Pussy. I know you guys have seen at least one soccer mom who has:

-Skinny arms
-Skinny legs
-skinny thighs
-kinda big bottom
-HUGE......growth in the poon region

and they all wear like super tight jeans for some reason. It's sick.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

:1orglaugh

I'm pretty sute that's Doctor Dre.... fat bastard

Spandex is not a right, it's a privilege!! :P lol

ok that's a good attitude... love thyself... You rock!!! :thumbsup

Mwah....you took the words right out of my mouth. I couldn't have said it better myself.

HAHA and they all have high waist jeans... :thumbsup

Hey Chase...haven't see ya in while. Welcome back!

:winkwink: thanks :)

Thanks, sugar! Things are finally settling down..had a really bad start to the year. The good news is I'm single now! *waggling eyebrows* haha!

I don't get it. Every picture I seen of Dre, he is a fat fuck.

ROFLMAO


L$

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

anyone who is fat thats says

1 - theyre happy/like being fat

2 - dont want to be thin or a normal/average weight

are liars

That's bullshit. I'm very happy with myself. If I were to wake up tomorrow thin I'd deal with it fine, but as long as I'm healthy and happy with who I am, I have better things to do with my time then obsess over my size. I'd rather ride bikes with my kids on the bike trail then spend an hour running on a treadmill by myself. I'd rather teach my kids how to prepare a balanced meal then drink a shake for two meals a day. And I'd rather show them that their worth as a person has nothing to do with their appearance. *shrug* They are only little for a short time, and I don't want to teach my daughters that you have to look like any one thing (thin OR fat, or blonde or brunette, or anything else) to be self-confident and love yourself. That's just me, and I didn't always feel that way, so perhaps your statement applies to SOME fat people, but certainly not ALL fat people.

Anyway, anyone who assumes everyone else feels the way they do is acting ignorant. :2 cents:

Bravo, chase.

BTW, I'm curious to see what you look like. Do you have any pics to share?

Yeah, I just took this one last night, lol. It's not the best pic, but I was just experimenting with my new digicam, haha. There's a better face pic in my profile: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/member.php?userid=34642
http://img233.echo.cx/img233/2271/p60100201oz.th.jpg

Great photo! Here are a few of me and my husband, Lenny.

http://www.geocities.com/tricia_kutz/dcf4.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/tricia_kutz/halloween04.jpg

Thanks! You guys look really happy!!!! :thumbsup

You're very welcome. We are really happy. :thumbsup

funny its always the fat fucks saying its ok to be fat. Nice picture :throwup

You both need Jenny Craig, maybe you can get a two for 1 discount :helpme