Breaking News: The Sun Has Burned Out!
 

Everyone grab a blanket. We are all going to die. I just heard it on the news. Soon gravity will give way, and we will plummet into the depths of the dark matter. I heard it on GFY, so it must be true. :(

If it did I'm sure a lot of people would hear about it on GFY first.

What happened to the nuclear explosion in Russia story this morning?

A) I didn't write that post

B) That was just a precursor to the sun burning the fuck out

:1orglaugh

I remember this

since it only takes 8 minutes for light to reach the earth from the sun and as well as gravity, the idea of whether the sun has burned out or not and if it is true is easily tested.

:2 cents:

It's been dark here since fucking 8:30pm... I'm starting to believe it :(

i'm from vegas fuck the sun!

Duuuuuuude... bookmarked your sig (site) :thumbsup

It will after billions of years...

See any spaceships yet? :1orglaugh

And yet SOHO is still showing "current" pictures of the sun... It's a conspiracy!

http://sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov/data/...me-images.html

You are full of threads tonight. lol

where have you scientists been, they proved there's no such thing as gravity eons ago... what it is keeping us on earth is a dark energy, that basically repels us...
keeping us where we are...