2257 Content BLOWOUT!!!
 

For a limited time only.
Get 22,570 pics and 2257 minutes of hardcore video, complete with all 2257 docs for the low low price of $2257

Content can be used on up to 2257 domains or given out to 2257 affiliates for promotional use.

This offer is limited to the first 2257 customers, and will expire at 22:57(GMT) on 2/25/07.

Please add 22.57 for shipping and handling.
Mail all orders to
18 USC
PO BOX 2257
Walla Walla, WA 02257

For phone orders please call 1-800-18U-2257 ext. 2257

Orders will ship in approximately 2257 business days.
US residents please add 22.57% tax.

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Hahaha! I'll take that one!